What was the last movie you saw?

Asteroid: Final Impact 2015 - hopefully it IS the last earth-destroyed-by-a-big-asteroid movie. This canuk waste of time is rehash central, and totally unbelievable plot-wise. But, the MC and his son save the Earth, yes, by shooting up a little rocket from the University, while the FBI is trying to shoot them - and the little vial of hydrochloric acid makes the asteroid go poof. There, spoiled. If you can watch this movie and not know wots going to happen by the ten-minute mark, then yeah, enjoy. ** )
 
2 more new ones from FehVille... Lazer Team, and Carrier, which is about a virus/plague and how people have to stay in the air to stay alive. Like, in an airplane. Nevermind.
 
Watched The Ipcress File (1965) the other day. I saw this in the theater when it first came out. Exposed to all the James Bond frenzy of the day, I was a tad flummoxed by this film. Now, 50 years later (damn!), I found I enjoyed it much more. Michael Caine in only his second starring role and Nigel Green (who was with him in his first, Zulu) were excellent and the plot was just circuitous enough to have me guessing even now. Definitely worth a watch if you haven't seen it. Or even if you have.(y)
 
Didn't the Nolan version also completely change the ending? It's years since I've seen it, but it definitely felt to me like they'd tacked-on a Hollywood ending, rather than the one the movie should have had.

I've never seen the original but, based on descriptions, it seems it was changed a bit - definitely more action-oriented so more Hollywood in that sense but, arguably, it's less Hollywood in other senses (part of which would be very spoilery to get into). It's not "tacked-on Hollywood" like the Bladerunner ending or anything. The original filmmaker seemed fairly happy with the new version anyway.

Watched the 1980s Flash Gordon at the weekend. Wow, that was much worse than I'd remembered.

Yeah. That movie is surprisingly popular with some folks but I sure wasn't impressed. Not sure if it would be worse than I remember, though, because that was pretty bad. :)
 
The Spanish Cape Mystery (1935)

A few notable points about this old-fashioned whodunit:

1. It's the first film adaptation of an Ellery Queen novel.

2. Ellery Queen is already so famous a character that the other characters all know him as the "famous detective." We even see somebody reading The Adventures of Ellery Queen.

3. Despite this fact, the leading lady (the delightfully named Helen Twelvetrees) gets her name before the title, and Donald Cook as the hero gets his after it.

4. The first ten minutes or so of the film is irrelevant to the plot, as we see Ellery help his police inspector solve a jewel robbery.

5. There isn't a whole lot of 1930's comic relief, which is a good thing, although Ellery is portrayed as something of a wiseguy.

6. The setting -- a mansion on an isolated cliff somewhere on the California coast -- is interesting, with some nice views of the ocean. (Admittedly, most of the film is set inside the house, with lots of talking.)

7. This almost becomes a body count film, with no less than four murders.

8. The whodunit aspect of the plot is fairly interesting. I was able to figure out who the killer was likely to be, but the odd aspects of the case -- why the murderer removed the first victim's clothing, leaving him only in a pair of bathing trunks and a cape -- were a puzzle to me until Ellery explained it all.

Overall, a decent way to pass the time if you're in the mood of this sort of thing.
 
Three-Headed Shark Attack. It would probably have made some kind of sense if they'd filmed it in a location where you couldn't see land right behind them when they were talking about how they had to go fifteen miles to the nearest land. My girlfriend rated it 'the worst Asylum movie we've ever seen,' which is saying a lot.

I thought it was bad, but not that bad. I agreed with an IMDB reviewer who thought the big problem was that the movie tried to take itself seriously, when they had no chance of making a serious movie on their budget.
 
Yeah. That movie is surprisingly popular with some folks but I sure wasn't impressed. Not sure if it would be worse than I remember, though, because that was pretty bad. :)

I believe I saw Flash Gordon in the cinema when it first came out, but it might have been on TV a few years later, since I'd have been quite young at the time. Either way, it seemed cheesy but fun back then, whereas it just seemed cheesy today.

Best part was spotting the actors who went on to do far more memorable things.
 
I believe I saw Flash Gordon in the cinema when it first came out, but it might have been on TV a few years later, since I'd have been quite young at the time. Either way, it seemed cheesy but fun back then, whereas it just seemed cheesy today.

Best part was spotting the actors who went on to do far more memorable things.

I saw it in the cinema when it first came out and was vastly annoyed by it's camp cheesy stupidity but over the years I have come to love it because of the very things I hated it for back then. My kids loved it.

Chiefmost of the 'went on to better things' is Robbie "Hagrid" Coltraine who has a blink and miss it, cough and spit in what was his first film .
 
Killdozer (1974) I had fun seeing this weird science fiction horror flick again. This TV movie is adapted from a Theodore Sturgeon novel, about an alien force coming to Earth, that transfers itself into a bulldozer. I love it.

Also, this is one of the rare films that has an all male cast. Plus, it was so popular at the time, Marvel Comics featured the story in, Worlds Unknown #6.
 
Right. The Thing is all-male. The Crawling Hand 1963, is not, and it features an astronaut's arm... which falls to earth after the spaceship explodes, then Mr. space-arm crawls about strangulating the cast. There's no spaceship action, except a brief shot while the credits are onscreen, and the acting is arf and on.
 
  • Watched 3 movies in the last week and all of them were a bit on the violent side. First up was Turbo Kid. You could say it was a homage to those B-movies of the 80's and 90's that were set in a post-apocalyptic world. It had its moments, but they were too few to save it.
  • Next up was John Wick. Loved it. Best thing Keanu Reeves has done since Point Break. There is a death toll in this movie that wouldn't look out of place in a Cecil B DeMille epic.
  • finally there was The Day. A rather run of the mill and nasty post-apocalyptic survival story. A group of friends are besieged by cannibals in a farm house. A bit derivative, but a cool ending nearly saves the the day.
 
The original movie, yes. But the John Campbell story (the real original, which Carpenter followed pretty faithfully) was all male IIRC.

I thought the tagged-on love story was the worst part of the original movie. I was really glad they removed it from the Carpenter remake.

I'd also note that when a friend worked in a small research base in Antarctica in the 80s, it was still all male. So having her there seemed like a real anachronism, too.

Oh, yeah, back to movies.

Postman Pat: The Movie. Legitimately kind of SF, with robots taking over mail delivery... but not very good. That said, I'm not six any more, so kids might like it.

Max. Marine dog handler gets killed, and his family take over his dog. Predictable, but still quite entertaining.

Filmed In Supermarionation. I'm only half-way through, but, so far, it's a really interesting look at the history and production of Gerry Anderson's SF puppet shows. Now I know why there's such an obvious jump-cut in the intro to Supercar...
 
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War of the Robots 1978... well I have exhausted the 'new' movie database, at least as far as SF goes..(not far, lately) ... and WOTR is my next hack job. It has lots of spaceship action... with thereminish sound Fx, and... oh nevermind, wait'll I can put some of this junk on yoTube, then you can waste ten min. chortling instead of an hour-and-a-half grimacing in bewilderment. (?)
 
Tron: Legacy. Ok, but nothing much new since the original movie. Sheridan is looking old these days.

The Time Machine. Started watching it again on Blu-Ray, having only seen it on TV or DVD before. Clearly the film stock wasn't great in those days, as much of it doesn't look much better than the DVD. But still the second-best H.G. Wells adaption, with probably the third most memorable time machine after the Tardis and DeLorean.

Finished the Supermarionation documentary and the extras. Well worth watching if you like those shows. Probably the best documentary there'll ever be on the subject now so many of the people involved are gone.
 
Pirates (1986). The film starring Walter Matthau. I never understood why this film wasn't more popular. It's quite a bit of fun really.

Also Big Trouble in Little China. It just needed watching again.
 

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