What was the last movie you saw?

BFG: I'm rather surprised that no one has yet mentioned this one; it certainly has fantastic elements that I would have thought would draw the interest of Chrons people...well, I get to be first (and maybe only, since it seem to be leaving the theaters already...).
The title stands for "Big Friendly Giant," and the film comes from a Raold Dahl book (which I have never read). The basic premise is that there is a group of about ten giants who live somewhere north of the British Isles (all seem to be male, and apparently they don't need females because they just have always been there...).
Nine of the giants seem like a gang from the worst of British slums, with the additional vice of preferring to eat people... The tenth, the title character, is a good deal smaller than his compatriots and is treated by them with some contempt -- not least because in his uneducated fashion, he seems to be of an intellectual bent that includes such activities as roaming about in the night and catching, and bottling, the dreams of humans. He's a vegetarian who seems to mostly eat the most ghastly-looking cucumbers...!
While out collecting late one night, BFG is accidentally seen by Sophie, an orphan who is desperately lonely and unhappy in an orphanage only slightly better than those of Dickens -- so he kidnaps her and takes her back to his cave; where, in a short while, they become friends, almost family.
BFG is played by Mark Rylance, who did such a splendid job as Rudolph Abel in Bridge of Spies. He was a perfect choice for the role, and his wide-eyed, innocent face, even after being subjected to the special effects needed to create his appearance, creates a high level of appeal and sympathy.
In the back story, it appears that BFG once before had a human friend, only to have him caught and eaten by the other giants; and he now lives in fear that they will catch Sophie, too. But after various events, the other giants go out into Britain in a renewed campaign to catch and eat humans; and Sophie has to convince BFG to go with her to see the Queen and warn her of the danger.
Well, it works -- and I won't go into more detail than that.

Be aware: it's basically a movie for kids (complete to most impressive displays of flatulence) -- but it's fun, and it's engaging (at least, it was so for me).
 
@2DaveWixon No I mean the 1995 film starring Sharon Stone and Gene Hackman

A bit of cut and pastery from Wikipedia and places:

(I mistyped - I meant 'rack zoom' but the type of shot I mean is also know as a 'Dolly Zoom', 'Trombone Shot', 'Vertigo Shot' and a slew of other names https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_zoom#Alternative_names.)

A Dolly Zoom is achieved by zooming a zoom lens to adjust the angle of view (often referred to as field of view, or FOV) while the camera dollies (moves) toward or away from the subject in such a way as to keep the subject the same size in the frame throughout. In its classic form, the camera angle is pulled away from a subject while the lens zooms in, or vice versa. Thus, during the zoom, there is a continuous perspective distortion, the most directly noticeable feature being that the background appears to change size relative to the subject.

a Dutch angle is a camera shot where the camera is set at an angle on its roll axis so that the shot is composed so the horizon line of the shot is not parallel with the bottom of the camera frame. This produces a viewpoint akin to tilting one's head to the side.

So a 'dutched Dolly Zoom' is a Dolly Zoom made where the camera is not horizontal. In The Quick and the Dead there is a classic, face to face, western duel with lots of these shots that come bang bang bang one after the other. It's a stunning bit of film making. If you really want to see it in poor quality and out of context:

 
Star Trek: Beyond.

It was an enjoyable film, closer to the original Star Trek mould, but hardly perfect. There were some moments of real humour in this one, probably thanks to Pegg's script. And Karl Urban is perfect as Bones again.

I would say turn you mind off and don't think about the problems and you'll probably really enjoy this one.
 
@2DaveWixon No I mean the 1995 film starring Sharon Stone and Gene Hackman

A bit of cut and pastery from Wikipedia and places:

(I mistyped - I meant 'rack zoom' but the type of shot I mean is also know as a 'Dolly Zoom', 'Trombone Shot', 'Vertigo Shot' and a slew of other names https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_zoom#Alternative_names.)

A Dolly Zoom is achieved by zooming a zoom lens to adjust the angle of view (often referred to as field of view, or FOV) while the camera dollies (moves) toward or away from the subject in such a way as to keep the subject the same size in the frame throughout. In its classic form, the camera angle is pulled away from a subject while the lens zooms in, or vice versa. Thus, during the zoom, there is a continuous perspective distortion, the most directly noticeable feature being that the background appears to change size relative to the subject.

a Dutch angle is a camera shot where the camera is set at an angle on its roll axis so that the shot is composed so the horizon line of the shot is not parallel with the bottom of the camera frame. This produces a viewpoint akin to tilting one's head to the side.

So a 'dutched Dolly Zoom' is a Dolly Zoom made where the camera is not horizontal. In The Quick and the Dead there is a classic, face to face, western duel with lots of these shots that come bang bang bang one after the other. It's a stunning bit of film making. If you really want to see it in poor quality and out of context:


Thank you for answering my questions -- greatly appreciated! And yes, I have seen the film to which you refer several times...it's just that for some reason, when you mentioned that title, my mind went to the other film first.

And thank you, too, for the technical explanations -- much of which I managed to understand (although some, ahem! went zooming over my head...).
 
Reign of Fire


Christian Bale + a sky diving dragon hunting bald Matthew Mcconaughey + lotsa dragons. Not as bad as I thought it would be. Entertaining if nothing else.

 
Southbound (2015) An anthology of terror, that I highly recommend to HORROR FANS ONLY.

The Green Room
(2015) Outstanding hard-hitting drama that is filled with constant tension. For HORROR FANS ONLY. Stars: Sir Patrick Stewart.

The Borrowers (2008) Creepy creature flick, set in the old west. Not a bad little horror movie.

The Keep (1983) I had to see this dark film again. Set in WW2, German soldiers unleash a demon. Stars: Scott Glen - Ian McKellen - Alberta Watson - Jurgen Prochnow - Gabriel Byrne - Robert Prosky - William Morgan Sheppard Music scored by Tangerine Dream.

Twice Upon A Time
(1983) Animated comical fantasy tale, about where dreams and nightmares come from. A classic cartoon that I had to see again. Features the voice talents of Lorenzo Music and Paul Frees (there are 2 versions of the film, one is family friendly and the other is PG rated - Some DVDs contain both)

10 Cloverfield Lane (2016) Incredible science fiction flick that kept me on the edge of my seat. I highly recommend this one. Stars: John Goodman and Mary Elizabeth Winstead
 
The Keep (1983) I had to see this dark film again. Set in WW2, German soldiers unleash a demon. Stars: Scott Glen - Ian McKellen - Alberta Watson - Jurgen Prochnow - Gabriel Byrne - Robert Prosky - William Morgan Sheppard Music scored by Tangerine Dream.

Good film. Underrated role by Ian McKellen. The Tangerine Dream score was a major element. Tried to read the book, but gave up because the movie (dare I say it) was better.
 
Dasepo Naughty Girls (2006) - an indie Korean comedy film based on a webcomic. And it's pretty awful. There's a nice little poor girl / rich boy love story in the middle of it somewhere but a touching little performance from the actress playing her is buried under an avalanche of unfunny, badly-developed, sloppily-plotted guff that just goes nowhere. Ferinstance one plotline has the only virgin in the school, a Cyclops, have a really cute two-eyed sister who is really a boy... and... that's it. That's as far as it goes. That's the joke. It's that funny. (The film also contains the world's unfunniest rendering of the 'boy pretending to be a girl on the internet and finding the hot cute girl he is flirting with is his dad' gag ever presented on screen. If I tell you it makes the 'Having cybersex with your mom' sequence from Movie 43 look good... ). There is also a bewilderingly awful sequence near the end where a demon headmaster is defeated (and the spirit possessing him turned into a dragon) by a display of massed synchronised (fully clothed) m***********. There are pointless little musical numbers. And everyone is trying so so hard to make a cult movie (and failing) that it hurts. I ended up feeling sorry for them all.

Or maybe I just don't get Korean humour.
 
Hitman: Agent 47
Entertaining take on genetically engineered humans as killing machines. I have not seen the original, so I didn't know who the real bad boy was until he made his move.
 
Hitman: Agent 47
Entertaining take on genetically engineered humans as killing machines. I have not seen the original, so I didn't know who the real bad boy was until he made his move.

There was an "original"? I find it appalling that someone would do this one twice!
(You could probably guess I didn't like it...) :sick:
 
Superuomini, superdonne, superbotte (aka Super Stooges vs the Wonder Women and Amazons Vs Supermen) - Oh Dear God! I really have no idea who or what the audience for this was supposed to be. I think it was supposed to be a comedy. It started off with an extended sequence in which a bunch of Amazon warriors (white bikinis, capes, helmets, and a variety of Mad Max weaponry) fought each other to the bloody death to become the new queen. Then we jumped to a bar fight in which a black Hercules type character defeated a bunch of comedy stooges by throwing them about the set then belching at them with such force that they all fell over. The Comedy Stooges then attacked a Chinese guy riding a buffalo (the only decent joke of the whole show "that horse looks foreign") and he comedy kung-fus them for a bit. Then the Amazons attack a cardboard village and are driven off by a costumed superhero... and so on and so on... By the end of the movie our heroes are massacring Amazons left right and centre with flame throwers mounted in tanks. All played in a broad knockabout comedy style that would have embarrassed Benny Hill. The music was DREADFUL. Hell. Why should I suffer alone: Here's the whole thing on Youtube

I will warn you, seasoned and hardened crap movie watcher that I am, I found it hard to get through the opening credits...
 
Man from U.N.C.L.E.
I thought that this film captured the "campiness" and humorous undertones of the TV series. It reminded me a little, somehow, of the Robert Downey Jr.-Jude Law relationship in the Sherlock Holmes films.
I would watch a sequel or several.
 
1974 .... how did we miss this one JM ? Dunna seem possible. I will report back. I can handle it. The music cannot be worse than the utter bilge I hear around here. I've been watching documentaries but this one overrides all educational material. I dint even read your full description there, I watch these kind of movies.... so... here goes.
 
Seventh Son - an enjoyable hack and slash magical adventure with some dragons and witches and suchlike. It won't be beating at Lord of the Rings door any time soon and the - ahem- relationship sections are really rather cringe worthy teen romance style (although I get the feeling that they are seriously cut short from what they likely originally were in the source material/early scripts).

Overall its a decent adventure you can watch with your brain off and enjoy the battles and suchlike. The mentor character puts in a very solid performance and his voice really carries him well and makes him stand out
 
World War Z (2013)

Not bad, not great, but not bad. Typical and predictable, for me. I didn't read the book, I was curious when it was on TV last night. Actor Brad Pitt seemed to be trying to mimic, actor Russell Crowe's dramatic facial expressions (it didn't work for me). I heard there is a sequel coming out in 2017, whoop-dee-doo.

Creepies
(2004)

Horribly under-budget giant spider movie that I couldn't finish. Don't bother with this one.

Mirage Men (2013)

Not a movie, but an intense Alien/UFO documentary that will make you question many things. ONLY recommended to people who are very familiar with the subject.
 

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