What's My Line?

[Dave]

The thing that you make: could it be made by a culture that was not Warp capable (such as a chair), or is it something that is more technologically advanced (such as a warp coil)?

 

[Maria8475]

A pre-warp civilisation could manage it.

 

[Dave]

Is it a functional thing or some form of art?

 

[Maria8475]

I make several varieties of this. They could be considered by some to be functional or artistic but are probably neither.

 

[Dave]

Do you make things that people can eat?

(I think I need help here... anyone else want to join in?)

 

[Maria8475]

Eat and drink.

I think you may be getting closer now

 

[Status]

Ooooo... did you work in the Delta quadrant too?

 

[Maria8475]

Maybe very very briefly.

 

[Status]

Would one of your masterpeices be Leola root stew ?

 

[Maria8475]

No.

The delta quadrant answer may have been misleading. I did not really work there. But the ship i'm on did visit it for a very short time.

 

[Dave]

Are you a human?

 

[Maria8475]

No, but i look like i could be.

I wasn't expecting this to be difficult. Maybe saying that I don't work for starfleet was a bad choice of words. What i meant was i'm not a starfleet officer.

 

[Dave]

I understood that part, but we haven't seen that many cooks or chefs, and Archer never visited the Delta Quadrant... Are you a Bartender?

 

[Maria8475]

Yes! Well done

I was thinking Guinan.

 

[Dave]

Good one!

Okay, I've thought of a new one...

 

[Status]

Ok, are you human?

 

[Dave]

Yes, I have a completely Human heritage and I was born on Earth.

 

[Status]

Next question, do you work for the Starfleet?

 

[Dave]

I think it's the Federation Council I work for now rather than Starfleet, though I have friends in Starfleet. I still work on Earth like I always did.

 

[Maria8475]

Does you job involve setting policy?