Things you never hear on Star Trek...

[Dave]

Okay, this idea was a good one in the X-Files forum, I thought it might work here too.

I'm sure you can come up with something better, but here is my poor attempt to start us off...

Picard: Engage, Warp Factor 9

Computer: System Error! Low on Resources! Please close down program 'Creation of Life' running on Holodeck 2.

 

[pajpah]

lol

In VOY, someone(Q i think) gives the computer a bit more personality..

Janeway: Coffee, black.
Computer: Make it yourself.

Here is my own..

Seven of Nine: Perfect!

 

[Maria8475]

Umm how about some Picard ones:

Screw the hailing frequencies - that never works anyway. Fire all phasers!

I need some hair tonic, Mr. Mot

 

[Dave]

Originally posted by Maria8475
I need some hair tonic, Mr. Mot

That's a good one, but if we are talking Voyager...

Janeway: "Look at that strange stellar phenomena. We could stop to investigate it if we we'ren't in such a hurry to get home."

Chakotay: "Well, there goes our last shuttle."

Chakotay: "Well, there goes our last torpedoe."

Harry Kim: "I've just got promoted!"

 

[Maria8475]

lol - you got to love the Harry one

Tom: Neelix, this Leola root stew is delicious. Do you have any more?

 

[ray gower]

Tuvok: We just fire the flashy thing at them

Scotty: Nay problem, Cap'n

Dr Crusher: You have a cold

 

[Maria8475]

Voyager's Doc: No thanks, I have enough responsibility as it is.

 

[Dave]

McCoy: "He'll live Jim!"

McCoy: "On second thoughts, maybe I'm a ****** and not a Doctor!"

Data: "Captain, it appears to be a planet. A planet of... apes."

Q: "You shall be punished for the crimes of humanity. Especially the 1970's!"

Picard:" You have the Bridge Number One, I've got to go to the restroom/toilet!"

 

[Status]

Spock: Oh, I'm so excited!

7 of 9: I'm getting fat.

Scott: These engins will never run again.

 

[Athena293]

Worf: Maybe I am a merry man after all. I do kind of like this outfit.

 

[ray gower]

McCoy to Spock: Why can't you be logical for once!

 

[dmalfoy]

T'pol: I've laughed myself into a hernia

 

[FeedMeTV]

Worf: Maybe if we just talked to them and explained the situation...

 

[Dave]

Scotty: "It’ll take eight weeks to fix her, and I'm gonna need some chewing gum, a roll of duct tape, paperclip, and a car battery."

 

[FeedMeTV]

Haha, sounds like MacGyver!

 

[ray gower]

Picard: Sod the discussions, just shoot them

 

[Status]

Dr McCoy: Spock, your absolutly right!

 

[FeedMeTV]

Picard: Shakespeare? Pah! What a nutter.

 

[Athena293]

Kira to Dukat: "Kiss me you fool."

 

[ray gower]

O'Brien:- It doesn't need any stembolts!

Worf:- I have taken up flower arranging