Things you never hear on Star Trek...

[Dave]

Quark:- "Take one, it's free! No really, it's on the house!"

 

[Athena293]

T'pol: Captain, did you hear the one about the Priest, the Rabbi and the Minister who walked into a bar..."

 

[Maria8475]

Geordi: Can't I reverse the polarity of the warp coils tomorrow? I have a date tonight.

Deanna: Chocolate? No thanks! It makes my face break out.

Picard: Actually I prefer Marilyn Manson to Mozart

Picard: Counselor, you needn't point out the incredibly obvious. The merely obvious will do.

 

[Steffi]

I like this thread.

Picard: Computer..Typhoo with lots of milk.

Q: Let me be honest with you

Quark: Keep the change

 

[Athena293]

Beverly Crusher: "Dammit, Jean-Luc...I'm a doctor not a _________."

 

[ray gower]

Conference Room phrases:-

Could you explain that in English?

Who has got the paper hats?

Fancy a gin and tonic?

We have nothing to discus

 

[darkghost]

worf: let's run and hide captain

 

[Dave]

Worf: Tomorrow would be a better day to die!

 

[athena28]

Seven: "You know, I just can't figure this one out. Lt. Torres, perhaps you could help?"