Who is Coldhands?

[stonStark]

Well…trout is painful

 

[Faceless Woman]

Any kind of fish is, if you slap someone with it. Except minnow. Or, did you mean truth?

 

[Funky Cthulu]

Well…trout is painful

Yeah...all those little bones. Not as bad as whiting, though.

 

[stonStark]

I am ashamed of myself. You now I meant truth.

 

[Werthead]

I hope Terry Goodkind never reads these forums, otherwise he's going to be able to start work on his next 10-book series: THE SWORD OF TROUT!

 

[stonStark]

kill me already, do it fast because this is painful!!

 

[Funky Cthulu]

kill me already, do it fast because this is painful!!

Ah, relax stonStark, this will go down as one of the greats. Terry Pratchett has made the phrase "Millenium hand and shrimp" semi-famous, after all.
I have to live with the reality that I once described playing a certain RPG to a friend as all about "Hash and slacking".

 

[Faceless Woman]

Hash and slacking? Surely you meant slack and hashing?

 

[the smiling weirwood]

I have to live with the reality that I once described playing a certain RPG to a friend as all about "Hash and slacking".

I love that one!

 

[Funky Cthulu]

Hash and slacking? Surely you meant slack and hashing?

What I meant to say was neither of these
When I get tired, I spoonerise.

 

[Snagas Tender Blades]

spoonerising makes me tired

 

[Faceless Woman]

So does slack and hashing.