Firefly Caption Competitions

[Joel007]

lol nice one

"Why do I have to carry the big box?"
"Because I'm carrying the gun."

 

[Loner]

Why do we always park so far from the laundromat?

 

[Loner]

Seriously. This is the longest grey hair I have ever seen! And I'm a doctor!

 

[Carolyn Hill]

You want a hat? I'll knit you a hat. Out of hair.

(That way, Loner won't steal it. )

 

[Dave]

Simon: Don't worry, it's just a standard amniocentesis test to check if the baby is okay.

Jayne: Baby! What Baby?

Mal: Whose is it?

 

[Loner]

We need a new caption picture posted.

Wanna?

 

[Joel007]

Glad to oblige, Loner

♪"gonna stay at the YMCA..."♪

 

[Tillius]

Can I borrow your vest Wash?

 

[Steve Jordan]

Well, it's no mystery why Zoe married me!

 

[Joel007]

Well that's the last time I play poker against the both of you. If I ever find out you were sharing cards, then I'll... er... do something about it.

 

[Dave]

A new picture is overdue.



Still not convinced you're on the wrong side!

 

[Carolyn Hill]

Resistance is futile.

 

[Joel007]

He stole the last jaffa cake!

 

[Carolyn Hill]

Off with his head!

 

[Culhwch]

Grease Lightning! Go Grease Lightning!

 

[Myth]

"You just touched me?"

 

[Joel007]

[loftily] "Off with his head."

 

[Winters_Sorrow]

"I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here's my handle, here's my spout."

 

[Joel007]

*sigh* "Because if I don't hold my arm out like this my sleeve will fall off. Look at the state of it!"

 

[Talysia]

"You! Yes, you! Don't give me that 'who, me?' expression, there's no-one else here!"