Commonmind
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Im throwing whatever I have at hand on this one....and if you knew what I do for a living, that may or may not scare you more.....
Harrison Ford be damned? I say Richard Chamberlain is a talentless hack compared to Mr Ford. A talentless hack I say, not even capable of wiping Mr Fords lickspittle in his doddering old age. This is Indiana freakin Jones we're talking about here....do you understand me? Indiana freakin Jones!!!!....do I need to type this slower so you can keep up? Indiana freakin Jones!!!?! Good god man, lesser statements deriding Mr Ford have gotten men castrated before, I shudder, shudder to think what could happen if you uttered this sentiment in any place but the internet.
I will not even begin the Han freakin Solo defense. It would literally flay the skin from your flesh and leave you whimpering alone, afraid of your own shadow and youre new so I will not do that to you.....on the provision you retract that statement immediately and with all due haste.
I say....Good day to you Sir....
Poetic and threatening. A dangerous coupling to be sure my friend. But be at ease. It's only to bad that your feverous fandom has denied you a chuckle at my cordial, and purely innocent, remark.
It seems I have put my boot in the vipers nest while making a joke and been pushed in for the feeding because I didn't speak the language. Oh well, another day maybe...