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Im throwing whatever I have at hand on this one....and if you knew what I do for a living, that may or may not scare you more.....

Harrison Ford be damned? I say Richard Chamberlain is a talentless hack compared to Mr Ford. A talentless hack I say, not even capable of wiping Mr Fords lickspittle in his doddering old age. This is Indiana freakin Jones we're talking about here....do you understand me? Indiana freakin Jones!!!!....do I need to type this slower so you can keep up? Indiana freakin Jones!!!?! Good god man, lesser statements deriding Mr Ford have gotten men castrated before, I shudder, shudder to think what could happen if you uttered this sentiment in any place but the internet.

I will not even begin the Han freakin Solo defense. It would literally flay the skin from your flesh and leave you whimpering alone, afraid of your own shadow and youre new so I will not do that to you.....on the provision you retract that statement immediately and with all due haste.

I say....Good day to you Sir....

Poetic and threatening. A dangerous coupling to be sure my friend. But be at ease. It's only to bad that your feverous fandom has denied you a chuckle at my cordial, and purely innocent, remark.

It seems I have put my boot in the vipers nest while making a joke and been pushed in for the feeding because I didn't speak the language. Oh well, another day maybe...
 
Common....I was kidding...so was Boaz, so will TK-421 when he gets around to responding. At no point was I offended or even slightly upset....Everything I typed was meant in good fun.

He called us vipers? I dont know whether to chuckle or start calling everyone who posts by a viper name....

Oh hey there Kiwiviper, Viper Boaz, TK-42Viper, Aegon the UnVipery....etc
 
Common....I was kidding...so was Boaz, so will TK-421 when he gets around to responding. At no point was I offended or even slightly upset....Everything I typed was meant in good fun.

He called us vipers? I dont know whether to chuckle or start calling everyone who posts by a viper name....

Oh hey there Kiwiviper, Viper Boaz, TK-42Viper, Aegon the UnVipery....etc

At no point did I think it was too serious. I took no offense to it, and my response was just meant to carry on the fun. I guessed by yours and Boaz's response that it was just a playful rubbing of elbows...

No harm no foul.
 
Ahh, then colour me Corrected.....Im not sure what color that is but Im sure its a shade of magenta.
 
The Name Is KIWIBIRD DA MN YOU

Cause I ...... Can .... FLY ^^


Apologise NOW ! Cause my Name is Sacred, Look me up in the King James Bible.
It 'd be so funny if you actually do so.
QUOTE: "The Raven NEVERMORE" Think i went a bit overboard
 
Its on now brother....Ill be calling you Kiwi<anything but bird> from now on....

Prepare yerself KiwiRhino
 
Ow pls, that doenst even sound good, i mean it ends with an O and it has 2 syllabelles at the end, as for explosion even longer to pronounce.

That really the best you got?
 
Since when do kiwis even fly?

Sorry I'm late on this but I am shocked...shocked...saddened...flaberghasted...shocked that someone would put down the good name of Harrison Ford. What boy did not want to be either Han Solo or Indiana Jones and no other actor could have pulled those characters off. Not to mention Apocalypse Now, Blade Runner, The Mosquito Coast, Witness, Presumed Innocent, The Fugitive Sighhhhhhhhh He didn't really mean it Han, don't be sad :(
 

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