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sword of brunch
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At the wedding Joff is drinking and drinking and drinking, but he doesn't start choking until he takes a bite of TYRION's pie. Now we know Littlefinger had a hand in the murder but who did he need dead more, Joff b/c he was a bad king or Tyrion who was married to Sansa who seems to be the key to Littlefinger's plans.
Bottomline: I think Littlefinger was actually trying to kill Tyrion, and got Joff instead. Since Joff died, Littlefinger just decided to play it off to Sansa that Joff was the target all along. Tyrion dying would have created just as big of a commotion at the feast and Sansa could have slipped away unnoticed. Since Tyrion was accused of murder anyway it was a win win.
Reason 1
Littlefinger really seems to have it in for our favorite noseless dwarf.
Reason 2
If the wine was poisoned he should have choked as soon as he drank it, as Cressen did when he tried to kill Mel. He didn't cough until right after the pie, and before he had more wine.
Reason 3
He can't do anything with Sansa until Tyrion dies b/c she's married.
Reason 4
No one loved Tyrion enough to ask for an autopsy. It would have just gone down as an unfortunate choking. Sansa would be his to do with free and clear.
"My uncle hasn't eated his pigeon pie." Holding the chalice one-handed , Joff jammed his other into Tyrion's pie. "It's ill luck not to eat the pie," he scolded as he filled his mouth with hot spiced pigeon. "See, it's good" Spitting flakes of crust, he coughed and helped himself to another fistful. ASOS pgs829-830
Then he drinks coughs and dies, but he had wine before his little speach, Cressen died almost immediately.
I will be expecting your flames.
Bottomline: I think Littlefinger was actually trying to kill Tyrion, and got Joff instead. Since Joff died, Littlefinger just decided to play it off to Sansa that Joff was the target all along. Tyrion dying would have created just as big of a commotion at the feast and Sansa could have slipped away unnoticed. Since Tyrion was accused of murder anyway it was a win win.
Reason 1
Littlefinger really seems to have it in for our favorite noseless dwarf.
Reason 2
If the wine was poisoned he should have choked as soon as he drank it, as Cressen did when he tried to kill Mel. He didn't cough until right after the pie, and before he had more wine.
Reason 3
He can't do anything with Sansa until Tyrion dies b/c she's married.
Reason 4
No one loved Tyrion enough to ask for an autopsy. It would have just gone down as an unfortunate choking. Sansa would be his to do with free and clear.
"My uncle hasn't eated his pigeon pie." Holding the chalice one-handed , Joff jammed his other into Tyrion's pie. "It's ill luck not to eat the pie," he scolded as he filled his mouth with hot spiced pigeon. "See, it's good" Spitting flakes of crust, he coughed and helped himself to another fistful. ASOS pgs829-830
Then he drinks coughs and dies, but he had wine before his little speach, Cressen died almost immediately.
I will be expecting your flames.