Creative rhyming

[Moonbat]

Interference, Moonbat and Chrispenycate
aren't hypens life lines akin to oxygen?

 

[Interference]

I'm having a drink with a fox, it's a foxy gin,
Right after I'm done, I'll give you my prerorations

 

[Moonbat]

I wait, anticipating vulpes assimilations
soon I am inebriated from waiting

 

[Interference]

Though waiting may tend t'ward anticipating
And the outcome may not be as you'd best wish

 

[Granfalloon]

varied libations have us besotted and pissed-ish
Still we try dubious hyphens when pie-eyed and plastered

 

[Interference]

Till we can convince ourselves we got 'em mastered.
Now, on to contractions and ligatures and diphthongs

 

[Granfalloon]

Such as "I'm Down", "From Me to You", and other Beatles songs,
We can use phonemic orthography all day without getting risque

 

[Interference]

From Borneo to Instanbul, e'en to the Bay of Biscay
Analysis of Beatles songs repays your dedication

 

[Granfalloon]

From New Zealand and Madagascar I mail them to the Russian Federation

to my synopses, I'm referring, of "You know my name" and "Back in the U.S.S.R."

 

[Moonbat]

Now that McCartneys employed as a uselessness tzar
Whilst Ringo goes through an identity crisis

 

[Interference]

With peace and love his mantra, why's his
Message, aynd, uh, 'gressive, though? Eh?

 

[Granfalloon]

Going blind, out of touch I guess, unimpressed, he knows no way

to escape from dimensia, so he does digress into grumpy old sodness

 

[chrispenycate]

Considered Pete Best way to drums' demigodness
And music'ly sore mus tmove to film performance

 

[Interference]

Though he'll ne'er starr in a show of Dave Gorman's,
His comic credentials are writ pretty large