Conspiracy Theories.... Let's start one!

[mosaix]

We all know about conspiracy theories - The Death of Kennedy, The Moon Landings, Roswell etc.

Let's start one of our own. We could discuss it with friends or on other forums and see how quickly it caught on, how soon people we had never heard of started discussing it.

First we have to decide on the conspiracy. Nothing is too outrageous - don't forget the one about the British Royal Family being alien lizards.

Anyway, whilst I'm think up my contribution, anyone got any ideas?

 

[Bristles1]

the secret ingredient in kentucky fried chicken is an alarming mind altering compound known as cheap french beer. Mr k Fried apparently spilt some into is batter mix after holidaying in the south of france. If you don't belive this is a conspiracy try drinking 20 pints of cheap french lager , you will never be the same again !!!!!!

 

[The Ace]

Not sure about that, but has anyone noticed how few cats live around their facilities ?

 

[Alia]

Not sure about that, but has anyone noticed how few cats live around their facilities ?

Ewww... that one is just sick, Ace! Just sick...

Here's one... All the moderators on this forum are secretly conspiring to take over the world...

 

[Bristles1]

oh no MR fried is forcing me to drink cheap french lager. Hic Hic 10 pints down Hic conspiricies my foot........ more food....... more beer ...... see my minds changing ......for the better........more beer ......... more beer

 

[Pyan]

j.d.worthington and Nesacat are really one and the same person!

 

[The Ace]

Well, have you ever seen them online together ?

 

[tangaloomababe]

No JD is a guy, I am sure, he write like a guy and Nesa dosnt look anything like a guy. Nahhhhhhh. I am more inclinded to believe the taking over the world theory. I have always thought this one to be true.

 

[Pyan]

No JD is a guy, I am sure, he write like a guy and Nesa dosnt look anything like a guy.

How do you know? Take a look at your profile - I'm sure that you look nothing like the picture on it!

 

[HoopyFrood]

Oh, they've been online at the same time, believe me...and watched (and laughed) as I got mauled by a Teletubby or rained on by a small thundercloud, or drawn on my face with Magic (and I mean Magic) marker pens.

Hmmm...I do like this idea though...if we could get a really good theory going it would be very interesting to see how quickly it spreads!

 

[tangaloomababe]

Nope Pyan your wrong, thats me in the distance, if you look really carefully I am out in the water, a long way out.

Spell check: a modern marvel.

 

[Pyan]

Click on your avatar: look to the right.
That's the picture I meant!

Duhhh!

 

[tangaloomababe]

Duh.... (God why have my smileys abandoned me?)

Bruce is me, sort of. How would it be if I advertised the fact that I am really Bruce Springsteen. So instead I pretend to be a female, with a teenage son, holding down a job and buying chainsaws, whilst pretending I can't spell and all this as well as living in Australia, nothing could be more dissimilar to the real me.
Anyway gotta (its Australian for "got to") go, I have a gig to perform!!!

 

[chrispenycate]

Well, on a Pratchett site we got over a thousand posts on olives attempting to achjeve world domination (including introducing global warming so the siberians, swedes and geordiey can grow olive trees)
While I'm sure it's true, even joining forces with Brussel sprouts they don't stand a chance against the cats.
Natural aristocrats, felines.

 

[The Ace]

The problem is, we all know I, Brian and the mods are trying to rule the world.

 

[HardScienceFan]

I have a theory that the mangled corpses they recently have found in the Serengeti are attempts by elephants to get at poachers' gold teeth.
i mean, we go after their tusks ,right?

 

[Pyan]

But in a nice, helpful way, though!

 

[Allegra]

The problem is, we all know I, Brian and the mods are trying to rule the world.

Well what you don't know is that they are ruling the world - secretly. Apparently they closed a deal under the table with the Vogons not to demolish the earth but to put it under Chron's control, what Vogons got in return had something to do with the diversion of the bypass to the hyperspace - but that is entirely another set of conspiracy theory.

 

[Nesacat]

Now I know where the magic markers and ALL the medical supplies have vanished to.

Actually they put ganja and toddy in KFC. It's a little trick they learnt from the Nasi Kandar and Appam sellers in the East. Also you are not to wash out any of the pots.

Have just checked and let's see ... tail, paws, earings .... all there ... am definitely not a guy.

Though I do suspect JD and Pyan might be the same person. Even though they have been online at the same time. Probably some grand plan of the Elder Gods to help the Mods take over the world one tea room at a time.

 

[gully_foyle]

I suspect I am receiving subliminal messages through the Chronicles telling me to go out there and buy more books. I fear my resistance is wearing down.

Actually I suspect the Chronicles is a new religion. And HardScienceFan is its god, and JD is the Messiah. And Nesacat, you're the high priestess. Can I be an alter boy?