Worst horror film of all time....

The Horror of Party Beach made in 1964. A beach party horror movie and it's really horrible. it got the Mystery Science 3000 treatment. :eek:
 
Too many B-flix got the mst treatment. Defeats the porpoise. Another turrible/great one might be Fiend Without a Face. Good plasticine brains though! The GF of the hero forgets his name at one point, but remembers quickly and heck why reshoot. 'Oh, I wonder where... Jeff. is." //The Crawling Eye (Trollenberg Terror) has good giant eye/brain creatures too.
 
I know I saw "Empire of the Ants," but it was long ago, & I remember little.
BAYLOR said:
The Horror of Party Beach made in 1964. A beach party horror movie and it's really horrible. it got the Mystery Science 3000 treatment. :eek:
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I think that was the one with the actual fake creature, rather than a 'real' one. Big disappointment. :cry:

The Flying Saucer was similar. The trailer showed a woman screaming after a clip of the saucer flying, but the film was a ripoff! She was screaming at the sight of a bear, & the saucer was a weird AF plane with rounded wings. It barely resembled a flying saucer of the classic type. No alien invasion here!
 
The Human Centipede (2009) - Not what I expected. Sickening. I couldn't watch all of it.

Cloverfield (2008) - Boring, stupid and I can't stand "shaky camera" movies.

In a Glass Cage (1986) - Not what I expected. Sickeningly disturbing.

Feeders (1996) - No budget waste of time "alien invasion" film. (one of many - but this is one of the worst)

Jaws 3D (1983) - Boring and stupid. At least JAWS 4 was unintentionally funny.
 
I never even heard of The Human Centipede, until after watching a SOUTHPARK parody of it, & could not help laughing at it. A year or so ago, TCM showed AIRPLANE followed by the film it parodied, same thing, though I had already seen both. :ROFLMAO::lol: The sequel to The Human Centipede was even funnier; one might say, that the bad guy got it in the end. :whistle: I do agree, that the cruelty was exceptional; something that even Dr. Mengele could hardly ever imagine.
 
Talking of "The Human Centipede" reminded me of the old but very controversial Japanese "Guinea Pig" films from the early 90s.

I remember seeing at least 3 of them (out seven in the full series), and one of them was really quite dire, and yet equally quite disturbing because it was pushing the boundaries between fictional sfx and the world of snuff. And it's because of this controversy, the films were banned in the UK as part of the "Video Nasties Act" that became law in the mid 80s I think.

Haven't bothered to track them down since, although I guess they're out there on some torrent site. Rather unpleasant films: not necessarily the worst "horror" I've ever seen, but is certainly very disturbing.


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I can watch just about any type of gore, except documentary; that is, real gore. TCM ran a series of documentaries/propaganda films a month ago, including NIGHT AND FOG. I did record it, but had no stomach for it, so, deleted it.
 
"Rabid" (1976)

One of my first "X-rated" films during my <under-aged> teenage years!

Thought it was a pretty decent horror/gore flick back in the day; and had the chief notoriety of starring p0rn star "Marylin Chambers" in the lead role (her previous films primarily being "adult" in nature. Not that I would know of such things of course:rolleyes:>

I re-watched a few months ago at my local art-house cinema that was doing a David Cronenberg tribute of four of his best films. Not quite sure how this qualified because quite frankly it's pretty awful in all departments. Not the worst film in the world, and still has a few shocks. But the acting was poor, as were the gory effects and pacing. The only positive was it was probably used as a stepping stone for Cronenberg to fine tune his directing skills.



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"The Giant Claw" (1957)

Watched this on Kodi earlier today.....OH......MY.......GOD!!!

Bad on so so so many levels.

Cheap, slow, dull.... bad!

You'll be trying to chew your feet off wishing for this to end quickly!

BAD (unless you have a massive sense of humour/ pain threshold)




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HanaBi said:
"The Giant Claw" (1957)

Watched this on Kodi earlier today.....OH......MY.......GOD!!!

Bad on so so so many levels.

Cheap, slow, dull.... bad!

You'll be trying to chew your feet off wishing for this to end quickly!

BAD (unless you have a massive sense of humour/ pain threshold)




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Yes The Giant Claw is pretty wretched stuff.

Then there's the 1972 science fiction horror film The Dark . The two words that best describe this film, boring and inept.
 
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"The Giant Claw" (1957) I do indeed have a massive sense of humour! Yet, even for me, this one was rather slow.

I saw "Kiss of the Tarantula (1976)"(HORRORPEDIA) about a week ago, the plot of which was that a teen girl who keeps these critters as pets, and is a social outcast, uses them to get revenge on the kids who tormented her. I thought tarantulas were lazy and not exactly social animals, but here they are crawling all over the victims and not attacking each other, much less cannibalizing each other. so anyway
they rarely, if ever bit anyone. The victims injured themselves and each other when they noticed the spiders all over them, and had a cow, freaking out, trying to remove them. What a letdown! :poop:
 
The Queen of Outer Space 1958 . There is absolutely nothing good about this streaming pile of :poop:.
 
Some might say that the "scantily clad" women were the main attraction, though.
 
"The Wicker Man" (2006)

An appalling and totally unnecessary remake of the 1973 British classic. And what was Nicholas Cage thinking/on, when he signed up to appear in this fetid mess of a movie!?
 
Chopping Mall (1986). I learned of its existence from last week's Agent's of SHIELD, & just had to watch it. Still have not finished it, but expectations are low. :poop:
 
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