Important vote... ASoIaF's sexiest men!

ASOIAF's sexiest men

  • Jaime Lannister

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Loras Tyrell

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Renly Baratheon

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Khal Drogo

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Oberyn Martell

    Votes: 5 15.6%

  • Littlefinger

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Theon Greyjoy

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Joffrey Lannatheon/Barrister

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Jon Snow

    Votes: 6 18.8%

  • Sandor Clegane

    Votes: 5 15.6%
  • Total voters
    32
Thanks for doing up the poll, Ghost!

I should vote for Jaime, but I'm either a Romantic or a cynic, so I voted for Sandor, even though he does need TLC, and we have no proof about his prowess aside from swords.

Besides, I'm stuck in Los Angeles, and I'm sick of pretty people.
 
Boaz said:
Men are sexy. I'm living proof.

Now why wasn't Tyrion on this list? Sam? They got more action than Sandor and Joffrey.

What about Barristan? Aegon the Unlikely is gonna have a fit when he cannot vote for BFS... it does not matter the purpose of the poll, he'll wanna vote for his man crush.

It was either Jaime or Renly for me, but as strange as it seems to say... I have to vote for Jaime because he has more backbone.

By the way, Ghost, you forgot to put ser, I mean my la..., err Brienne on this list.
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I didn't think anyone in their right mind would vote for Sam or Tyrion to be honest. To me, how sexy you are is a measurement of your aesthetics and demeanor. Someone I could have put would have been Tywin Lannister because some people find power and authority sexy. Sam is a fat coward who blundered his way past the Others and Wights and managed to kill one only because he desperately lashed out at it with the first object that came into his hand. Tyrion is grotesque and deformed and although he is funny and clearly can be affectionate and loving, I didn't believe many found him sexy.

Brienne is a woman, no matter how much she wants to be a man.

If the list could have been 20 choices I'm sure I would have mentioned Tyrion for the sake of him being an important POV. But as it stood I tried to put the more aesthetically pleasing and "charming" men forward, Joffrey excluded as I just wanted to see him crash and burn.


Oh and Boaz which of those suggested polls do you want to see first? I can put them up if you are too lazy :)
 
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I was also surprised to see Joffrey on the list but more surprised to see Littlefinger. They don't call him Little for nothing. Compensating is he maybe?

Anyways, other choices could of included Bronn, Jorah Mormont, Xhalabar Xho, Jaqen Hagar, Hodor (not so little from what I recall) and Eddard Stark.
 
I'm playing devil's advocate here, but Gilly found Sam sexy and Tysha found Tyrion sexy. Not to try and compare Sam physically to Jaime, Renly, or Oberyn, but Gilly had never known compassion or vulnerability in a man and Sam showed those to her in spades. Similarly, Tysha fell for Tyrion. It did not hurt that both men went out of their ways to rescue these women either.

Different people need to be shown love in different ways. Robb killed men, he'd ordered men's deaths, he'd established his own kingdom, he'd just learned of his brother's murders, he knew his sisters were prisoners, he'd been dealing with his father's death, he'd been declared an outlaw with a price on his head, he'd been recently wounded in battle... all this and he'd just turned sixteen. He needed just a little bit of tenderness in his life. Enter Jeyne Westerling. I think she could have looked like a Frey and he'd still have fallen for her.
 
In praise of noble dwarfs(ves?).

Tyrion is bold, funny, intelligent, sensitive, self aware, creative, "active" and loyal until he is crossed. He would probably be most forgiving of flaws. Could be very interesting! And the pillow talk banter would be a blast!;)
 
Wiggs, very droll.

Eulalia, I'm worried about you.

Lady, Rhaegar was a looker. He was always looking at women other than his wife... He and Robert had that in common.
 
TK-421 said:
I was also surprised to see Joffrey on the list but more surprised to see Littlefinger. They don't call him Little for nothing. Compensating is he maybe?

Anyways, other choices could of included Bronn, Jorah Mormont, Xhalabar Xho, Jaqen Hagar, Hodor (not so little from what I recall) and Eddard Stark.
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Yes, yes, yes and Jalabhar Xho and the Greatjon too, but you can only add 10 options to a poll so forgive me for not putting up everyone's expectations. I just picked 10 more or less main characters that may have some sort of sex appeal to someone and I already said that Joffrey is only up there because I wanted to see him get no votes.
 
Hilarious Joke said:
Ha ha ha, I like the 'Lannatheon/Barrister' :p.
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Yeah this is what me and a friend call him. It was her idea really but to be honest, after marrying the Lion to the Stag on his arms, why not marry the names and create a new Ruling House? I know he is dead and all but I think this would have gone down a treat don't you? Joffrey Lannatheon... Yes I see it now. :D
 
Hilarious Joke said:
It is such a strange match really when you think about it, Baratheon and Lannister.
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Yeah I don't know what Robert was thinking really. If it were me, I would have laughed in his face at the proposal and wenched myself stupid, although I think we can all agree Robert did that anyway.
 
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