A little bit weird parody

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He opened his eyes and opened a link to an outside camera. The surviving guards still hide in their positions as they watched amazingly the aliens return to their ships and leave! The comm link suddenly came to life. Someone spoke from the other side, but the President could barely hear the words.

"They're leaving! – The soldier screamed into the comm link. – They're leaving! Its over! Its over!"

'Thank you God!' The President said silently. Tears of joy fell on his cheeks.

"So, it is settled then." Buzzskip said and shook Carton's hand.

"It is always a pleasure of doing business with you. I'll call off my invading forces. But remember Buzzskip, I have your word on it. If something happen, I will be back, with vengeance…"

Ram was terrified from everything he heard. He had to get away from there as soon as possible. He closed his eyes and concentrated on Fyukiz.

'Breathe lightly; think about the place you want to go to…' The air around him filled with sudden burst of energy and Ram disappeared. That moment Buzzskip's eyes turned there and followed the invisible energetic pattern.

'Someone was here…' He thought and Doil heard the voice in his mind. He too sensed the famous Telemontronictron effect in use but hardly believed it. There was no one on Earth that could possibly have such power, and the aliens aboard the ship couldn't use it too.

"That’s it. I called off the invasion forces, Fyukiz. Now it is time to sabotage the system." Gangas felt a rush of pride flow on his back.

They swam toward a giant red semi transparent icon, and clicked on it. The system denied entrance. In return Gangas drew strange and complicated symbols with his hand. They didn't appear at all, but after a moment the icon turned blue and Gangas and Fyukiz found themselves floating in a sea of names. There were millions of different names and mathematical formulas. Gangas quickly began taking various names, connecting them with symbols, breaking formulas and creating new ones with amazing speed. As he continued images appeared and disappeared with a flash. Then a single holographic crack appeared on the wall, breaking the delicate order of the names, numbers and symbols, and then as more cracks appeared the room start turning bluish.

Beyond the room the system sent signals to all incoming drop ships, turning their screens blue, paralyzing their systems. Thousands of Thaluuztans died in manner of minutes from lack of air support, as the system drew the air outside. Others fell back to Earth and burned in the atmosphere as their shields failed and shut down.

"What's happening?!" Carton screamed but no one could answer.

"It looks like the system crushed again, sir!" One of the officers dared to answer.

"Not while I invade a planet!" His face turned red from anger, and he smashed the controls on his command chair with his fist. The ship shaken and began drifting slowly toward the Moon.

"Where is Gangas? Find him! He must fix it once and for all! Damn everyone! These double traitors Buzzskip and Doil probably put saboteurs on my ship… How they dare to mess with me?!!!"

"Overlord, sir! – Another officer said. – I contacted the technical support team. They try to fix the problem as quick as they can. They told me that estimated time will be 4 days and 7 hours."

"We don't have 4 days and 7 hours! We are about crush into the Moon and that will be the end of me! Make it work NOW!"

"This is it, Fyukiz. The deed is done and we are ready to go." Gangas said as he approached the door. Suddenly Fyukiz turned his head toward familiar feeling. It came closer, and then materialized right before him, as everything around them screamed.

"What do we have?" Carton's voice echoed as a thunderstorm in the halls and corridors of the ship.

"We have partial navigation, Overlord Carton." Said a voice from technical.

"Good! Now turn this thing from the Moon!"

"Done sir."

Carton took a deep breath into the comm link.

"What are your suggestions?" He asked and the technician replied.

The distant voice of Ram came closer by the moment and as he materialized before Fyukiz, he went flying into the wall on the other side of the room while Fyukiz moved away before he could hit him. Gangas turned his head as his eyes opened wide from shock. Ram's head hit a hidden big red button and he lost consciousness. Ram's body remained floating in the room.

"I think that formatting the system will be the best course of action now. – The technician replied to Carton's question. – The best way to take care of a bad system is to kill it, and put a new one instead, but we must make sure that this troublesome system will remain dead forever."

"Quickly Fyukiz and Ram! We must leave this place! Ram's head activated the 'Final Wish' button!'

"Was it the big red button over there?" Fyukiz asked as he took Ram's body from the room.

"Yes! And it grants one wish to whoever asks for anything. Did you hear the last command? The final wish system is the only way to truly utterly destroy this ship and now, because of your friend's head and that technician's 'advice', the system will destroy itself, and if we still remain here, we will die with it as everything else aboard!"

"Don't worry about it, Gangas. Here, take my hand." Fyukiz said and Gangas grabbed his hand. Fyukiz closed his eyes and thought about home. The air turned heavier and sparked with energy. Then everything turned blurry and warped inside out and upside down.

When Gangas opened his eyes he felt himself lying on a green grass. He looked up to the blue sky where a distant shadow of a carousel faded and finally disappeared…

As the Thaluuztan carousel ship turned into the vastness of space, its members died from crushed life support system, only Carton managed to crawl, barely breathing, into a deep sleep tank.

'This is not over Buzzskip and Doil… You will feel once again the wrath of Carton…!" And the inside of the tank froze.



(A note: You probably will see during your reading that the paragraphs just continue one after another without any sign of separation. Well, i deleted the signs so it won't take too much space on the forum page. Please pay attention to it, and don't think that i jump from one thing to another.) :cool:

I hope you enjoyed it. (There are more!)
Bye for now, i'm off to study. Good day to you all! :D:p
 
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