The Avatar's Journey

Manarion leans against the tree, staring at the patterning flame in the sky, and sighs. "Always such a show-off. If he keeps up these antics, we'll never get to that dungeon before nightfall, and this isn't the place I'd like to hang around when the sun sleeps."
 
In the fading light, Boneman thought that Manarion reminded him of a character he'd read in comic books, when he was a little rattler. Except she was in here and now and they were 2-dimensional historical figures. Bunty, that was the name of the tome. Ah well, enough reminiscing, it was time to head for the dungeons. Who had power to get them past the guards?
 
"Down"

The little Godlet had seen the drawbridge come down, and had got bored with waiting for somebody to do something about it. With a determined tread he stomped his way onto the boards; it had to be more interesting than standing there thinking about it.

Unfortunately "interesting" isn't high on my list of desirable characteristics for a situation.
 
The spider sisters looked each other. They slid down on their threads and flickered their delicate legs as they spoke to each other.

"Mummy," one said.
"Uh um," another one agreed. "She really delivered."
"I quite couldn't believe what I saw, but it really worked." Third one continued. "And now they on their way to see Daddy-long-legs."
"This is getting interesting, don't you agree?" First one said.
"Uh um," second agreed.
 
Above the towpath, the "show-off" begins to ricochet against the glimmering enclosure. The shimmering barriers flare with each strike, but do not give way. Slowly, the attacks slow, then cease altogether as no progress is evident. In an offhand, desultory manner, the ball of flame unfurls and raises his left hand. White hot fire strikes the wall, which again flares, then settles. "Well, this is going nowhere fast. Time to try other tactics."

Slowly, carefully, the fireball folds upon himself until he resembles nothing so much as an intense, glowing dot. He delicately moves toward the barrier, searching for seams. Noticing a promising crevasse, he floats into it, then upwards along its "floor", if a vertical face can be considered such, only to emerge back in the same straits. Frustrated, he inadvertently voices his preference aloud..."May I please be excused?"

The voices, which had been whispering unintelligibly, cease. A large patch of glimmering wards fade, then disappear entirely, leaving the twilight sky untrammeled. Bemused, the fiery sojourner quickly shoots out of containment, headed for the castle. As he leaves the glimmering substance behind, he shouts over his shoulder, "Thanks!".

Reaching the gate, he sees the tiny triad of spiders descend from concealment, and can only wonder at their clicking speech and purpose. The dark figures besieging the gate note his approach, and open fire with projectile weapons. Fortunately, all are rather primitive, and either whistle harmlessly past or melt to slag upon contact. Concerned about what's happened to the rest of the company, he returns to the air, searching for another way in.....
 
The Moonbat, silent since his entanglement with the sticky webs, is in an inqusitive mood and follows the demi-god through the entrance to the dark castle. He flies close to the child and dodges as a hand races out to catch him followed by a playful giggle. He begins to play chase with the Demi-god, a game he knows he cannot win, but is not worried about losing. He flits ahead into the darkness and begins to race down the corridors, this way and that, weaving round the bends swooping down to the floor and up to the ceiling, enjoying the entertainment that restricted flight brings. After several minutes he is worn out and stops to perch on the frame of an old oil painting that hangs in this part of the castle. He looks around expecting to see the Child close behind him, followed by a wheezing old man. But no one. Just darkness.

Moonbat waits patiently. still no-one comes, only darkness in unsettling waves. He tries to remember the route he took, flying back along the corridors he struggles to choose between left and right, eventually he comes to dead end with only a staircase leading down, he knows he didn't fly up any stairs but he's a Moonbat and they often do things they know are wrong.

As the Moonbat glides down the stone staircase into the belly of the castle he sings to himself; for reassurance.

What a debacle,
its dark and its cold
and I'm lost in this castle
of heartless dead stone
I'm lost in this castle
I'm all on my own
and I know somethings lurking
in the darkness and dirty
damp corners the last place
I want to be without them lot
Is by myself in Castle Hemlock

What a debacle its dark and its cold..........
 
Tanga awoke on a beach, picking herself up she looked around, where was she, she couldn't remember, how had she got here, she couldn't remember that either, in fact she couldn't remember much at all.

She noticed the large party of creatures and people walking in her direction and waved a hand in greeting, maybe one of them would know who she was and why she was standing on this beautiful but strange beach!
 
The magic of Hemlock castle was having devastating effects on them all. A babe had appeared in the courtyard and seemed to be convinced she was on a beach. Must find out what she'd been drinking the night before.... And where was the two-headed bat? Things were falling apart, and it occured to Boneman: are we really in Hemlock Castle? Or is this just a cruel illusion? Was there no-one in the group with sufficient magic to sort it out? Or could it be that person who was causing the chaos.......?
 
Faith flagging, fear flowing, the Parson drops to his knees and prays: "O God, you who have been faithful to your people through generations on end. Rend this sinister vision and let us see the truth. Defeat the powers of darkness that gather here at the Castle Hemlock and give your humble creatures the eyes to see and to serve, and if need be, defeat the black horribleness that surrounds us now.

Much to everyone else's surprise the Parson prayer appeared to be effective. The apparitions of beaches and tranquility vanished, but in their place dwarfing the possibly tame dragon and the bone man was a spider of immense proportions looking at the group like they were lunch.

God save us!
 
Spider. pish posh, most spiders are scared of people, I am sure that one is no different.

OH my, I am feeling better. Thanks Parson! A castle you say, that's a darm big moat you have there then!

Boney, that two headed critter, can it be trusted, around the child I mean?

I remembered what I was here for, Boney I have a message for you from my Lord.
Tang reaches inside a beautiful leather bag and draws out the envelope with Boneman's name etched on the front.

ACE your good with spiders, perhaps you can deal with our eight legged friend!
 
Curiouser and curiouser. Boneman takes the envelope, and manages to open it, after a struggle. Expecting a final demand for his heating bill, he's is pleasantly surprised to find it is an invitation fo him and his party to afternoon tea at hemlock Castle. Weren't they there a moment ago. The invite tells them all to climb aboard the giant spider, and he will transport them all.
 
Meanwhile, outside the castle, the fireball continues his search for alternate means of entry. The guards on the parapets raise bows, but hold their fire as their erstwhile target is clearly out of range. Following the stream beside the towpath, he passes over a densely wooded section behind the castle, then goes in for a closer look. He alights on the far bank of the stream, the castle now obscured by dense Old Forest growth. Hurriedly, he searches for a path towards the castle; there's no telling what kind of greeting the Boneman and company received within......
 
.......only to find himself, more than two days later, having not moved an inch or even progressed to a new thought! Now, as dense as the Grimward may be, even he tends to think about his next meal with greater frequency! Consequentially, the fiery one's concern for the state of the company leaps within, and he flashes across the stream and over a tiny, almost obscured creek that feeds the deepening towpath stream. Floating inches above the water, he comes upon a large iron grate from whence issues the creek. A quick gaze upwards reveals the pennons of Hemlock Castle, undulating 500 feet above him. The bars in the grate are too closely set to allow rapid exit, so while the openings present no issue for one accustomed to moving thru sconces, they are a barrier to others who require gaps. The fiery one grabs the bars at their summit, then places his feet at their base, causing the rippling creek rushing past to boil and bubble. Closing his eyes, he concentrates, and begins to channel heat into the thrice-forged metal......
 
The magic spell that caused the apparent stasis of the company seems to have worn off, and Boneman suddenly spots a cloud of steam rising from the base of the Castle. Thinking a sauna might do all of them good, he ushers them in that direction. To their surprise, the heating element seems to have malfunctioned and melted the bars of the grate. There's a way in!! Hungry, and tired, their spirits quickly rise, and they file through the opening into the passage, now lit by the strange golden light that is preceding them. They'd made it into the castle!
 
Despite this, the stasis affects them more deeply. Unable to move, unable to articulate, unable to show an emotion, Boneman admits defeat, and clicks his heels together, saying "There's no place like home......."
He finds himself back home in Kansas. At least he's had some exercise.......
 
Meanwhile, back in the castle, having melted the bars and proceeded into the keep, the fiery one is surprised to hear sounds coming from the passageway behind him....

"I thought they all made it thru the front gate!"

Pauses, and waits to see if its friend or foe approaching from the rear, unaware that the founder of the expedition has departed, in search of a Jayhawks basketball game....
 
After months of flying around in the darkness singing ever more stupid songs to himself the Moonbat is comprehensively mad. His once eloquent lyrics are now a mish mash of scat, painfully high screams and incoherent mumblings.

In the middle of one particulally crazy medley of Rolling Stones hits he turns a corner to see a shadow. A distinct shadow, well a faint very fuzzy glimmer of a shadow. But a shadow,

:) 'That must mean light. Maybe it's that big fiery thing that was in a box last I seen him. Oooh, Company. I haven't seen no-body for months and days and time. Yee Haw!' :)


In an unexpected turn of events the Moonbat find himself following the distant flicker of shadow, racing round one wall and then t'other singing to himself.

'Ooh-Bee-Doo-Ooh-Ooh You-bee-doo-bee-doo-ooh-ooh Can you guess my name-doo-bab-biddy-doo-bee-doo-bee-skib-baably-doo-boo'
 

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