alrite n. a ceremony in which a pitiful transgressor is hit hard on the head by a large pan made of Element 13; the rightful (if not contractual) punishment those for perpetrating sins against the English language.
Can I mention my revulsion/desire to do physical violence on the perpetrators of the form "alright" (or as I have winced at a couple of times, "alrite")?
So, opinions on the non-contracted forms of "can't", cannot and can not?