CERN Traps Antimatter

Ridiculous. Thermonuclear weapons can be built far more cheaply in yields that are already "too big" for anyone's needs. As Skeptical pointed out, the manufacture and storage of antimatter is expensive, difficult, and consumes a great deal of power.

Great, I was worried for moment. I guess I read too many novels as a kid, I could imagine what would happen when matter and antimatter would come in contact with each other. I always remembered my science teacher in high school would say it can cause both a mighty explosion and implosion at the same time.
 
No, I think you're right SB. Since when was cost a factor when it comes to new weapons?

It's always a factor. War is expensive. So when a bunch of new wet-behind-the-ears recruits straight out of boot were dumped on the front lines, their sergeant told them there were not enough weapons to go around. "Just point your fingers like a pistol and shout BANG! BANG!" he advised.

With that, the fresh meat was tossed into the grinder. One private found himself separated from the rest of his platoon amidst all the mayhem. Just then, a ferocious dreadnought came charging over a hill, foaming at the mouth and raging like a demented animal. Scared spitless and knowing he did not have long to live, the private cocked his thumb and pointed at his assailant, his voice squeaking an octave or two as he shouted "BANG!"

To the private's surprise, his enemy stumbled and fell, twitched once, and was still. Laughing hysterically when he realized he was still alive, the private then charged brazenly over the battlefield dropping a score of enemy soldiers, "BANG! BANG!" He was unstoppable.

Then another big brute came charging at him and the private shouted, "BANG! BANG!" But the guy kept coming! "BANG! BANG!" He shouted again, to no effect. He worked the slide of his finger and checked his thumb—maybe it was jammed. "BANG! BANG! BANG!" He screamed in desperation.

The human avalanche hit the private like a speeding truck and trampled him into the mud. As he passed over, the private heard the guy grunting, "TANK! TANK! TANK!"
 
Trim that down a bit Metryq and you've got a brilliant 75 word story there (just have to wait for the right topic) :D
 

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