Crop Circles

Well as long as you are reeady for a lifetime of backpedalling if and when the real explanation shows up.
One scientist. Hoo boy. Find one press person who can print the truth. What chance does a wimp scientist with tape on his glasses have?
 
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It's those college kids again, and their UFO.
How dissapointing would it be to capture a UFO and find out it's people flying them all along?
Howdja like cop-saucers patrolling the cities? I'm moving back to Mars asap.
 
I said I would post in this thread again, but I just had to bring you this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8118257.stm

Well, that really threw a monkey wrench into the works. Now we have to figure out how wallabies made it to England (inside a UFO?). Or perhaps it was just Wallace and Gromit playing a prank? I think they live on West Wallaby street. Or it might have been a were-rabbit.
 
I think the point is that if off their tits marsupials get the urge to make patterns think what something with opposable thumbs, a piece of string, and skin-full of Red Stripe* will get up to.



*or whatever it is the young people drink these days. In my day it was Newcastle Brown, Red Stripe, and Breaker. Anyone remember Breaker? ****ing awful stuff. Got you drunk though.
 
I think the point is that if off their tits marsupials get the urge to make patterns think what something with opposable thumbs, a piece of string, and skin-full of Red Stripe* will get up to.



*or whatever it is the young people drink these days. In my day it was Newcastle Brown, Red Stripe, and Breaker. Anyone remember Breaker? ****ing awful stuff. Got you drunk though.

Newcastle Brown Ale's still going strong.
But I doubt the creators of some of the amazingly intricate artworks shown in this thread are on it.

These designs would have to be carefully plotted on computer first, to the point of planning elliptical circles on slopes that will look perfectly circular, or else look perfectly 3D from the air -- and I mean perfectly.

The teams, of probably at least twenty in some cases, would have to first survey the topography of the intended field and then be trained with repeated dry runs to the Nth precision to come in and work silently for just a few hours in darkness to lay the stalks in grids and patterns without breaking them to create light and dark 3D effects, without any mistakes at all, and without bumbling around into each other.

It's not just crop circles anymore, its DNA strands, complicated 3D molecules, screen-print faces with shading on the facial planes, a CD disc painstakingly marked with the correct code that can be translated into words -- all sorts of things, and no beer cans or roach ends left lying around afterwards either ...
 
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Aliens! It couldn't be anything else, except maybe Atlanteans stuck underground. Jabba the Hutt's hooka?
 
I don't trust scientists, nor do ithink they could pull off some of the crop circles out there.
I just looked at one, an old one, on the sideof a mountain in BC. So it hasto be airborne college students after all.
 
With respect, this rather short post is very telling:-

I don't trust scientists

A lack of trust of anyone potentially associated with "The Man" is a common theme is conspiracy theories. Everything is predicated on the notion that those in authority or those with knowledge are part of a shadowy cabal whose only interest is hiding "the truth" from the lumpen masses.

My question is: Why, if aliens exist and make pretty pictures in fields, would the government have any interest or need to hide the fact? Assuming that they even could hide it, of course.


nor do ithink they could pull off some of the crop circles out there.

It's tempting to think that something that looks odd must be odd - but it's a false correllation. There is plenty of stuff I don't understand - electricity for one - but I am happy with my lack of knowledge and do not assume that the fact that I can't understand something means it must be inexplicable or must have a supernatural cause. After all, its not like I'm an expert in the field.


I just looked at one, an old one, on the sideof a mountain in BC.

Let us be clear here - you have looked at the actual circle on the actual mountain with your own eyes, or you have looked at pictures in books or on t'internet which claim to be the actual circle on the actual mountain. The two things are really not the same.


So it hasto be airborne college students after all.

Even if this really is the only possible "natural " explanation, it still remains significantly more likely than invisible airborne aliens with a cryptic interest in landscape design.

Regards,

Peter
 
... Even if this really is the only possible "natural " explanation, it still remains significantly more likely than invisible airborne aliens ...

Crop circles could have been created by people. It's even likely that they were. People are clever.

But 'aliens' could exist. It's even likely that they do. Somewhere. Even invisible ones. Cloaking devices are being researched by modern science. The whole direction of 21st Century space exploration is the quest for life on other worlds.

Its quite ironic that nowadays its the sci-fi writers who laugh at the idea of 'aliens', and the scientists who're taking the idea seriously.

And before anyone starts asking: "But why would 'aliens' remain invisible, etc." The answer is: Who knows what 'aliens' would do ... :)
 
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Just have to stoke the fire, but here goes:

In the Middle Ages, what we call crop circles was called fairy circles. So who made those? Remember that at that time, people were worried about the plaque, about being accused of heresy or witchcraft--both fatal--or even scared of angering the kings.

On the note of bigfoot, I seem to recall learned people of science saying that there was no hairy man-like creature in the Congo. I guess they were right, weren't they?
 
I thought fairy circles were rings of mushrooms rather than arrangements of trodden-down crops.
 
In the Middle Ages, what we call crop circles was called fairy circles. So who made those? Remember that at that time, people were worried about the plaque
The Hundred year was was fought over mouthwash.

On the note of bigfoot, I seem to recall learned people of science saying that there was no hairy man-like creature in the Congo. I guess they were right, weren't they?

An interesting fact is that, though Bigfoot sightings were known before the famous Patterson film of the fifties, the physical descriptions were wildly divergent. With the Patterson film, Bigfoot suddenly became uniform in appearance. Odd that.

And so, come to think of it, did aliens after the highly publicized Betty and Barney Hill abduction.
 

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