ADwD Dead Pool

[juleska]

Just finishing up AFFC so all this is fresh on my mind. Rosby is in fact dead, Cersei uses the fact that Pycelle "allowed" him to die to worm the truth about Margary's Moon Tea out of him. I think Brienne is dead, too.

My Dead Pool Wish List (in this order):

Cersei
Walder Frey
Roose Bolton
Ramsay Bolton
Qyburn
Melisandre
Theon
Stannis (delusion and piety are a deadly combo)
Biter & that whole gang with him in the Riverlands
Lord Tarly (just for being a dick!)
The Kettleblacks
All of Cersei's little Lady Sycophants
Pycelle
Little Lord Robert
Sansa*
Jojen (he's annoying me)

Who I think is likely to bite the dust:

Stannis
Jamie**
Selmy (defending Dany)
Jorah

*How is it that the most annoying and least useful of the Stark children is the only one who has come along so far with relatively little ill luck? Oh yes, her life is sooooo terrible, she has to die her hair and totter around in a giant castle wearing her dead aunt's gowns and jewels. That truly must suck. Meanwhile her little brothers are homeless, one of them is crippled and off to face the wigts, her sister is blind and living hand-to-mouth like a pauper and her "half brother" is off trying to save the northern half of the realm. Poor, poor Sansa. *vomit*

**I am basing this prediction off of GRRMs apparent habit of making all my favorite characters die. And ever since Jamie rode to Brienne's rescue he's been one of my favorites. This trend means that Jon, Arya, Bran, Sam, Dany, Tyrion, any of the Martells, Asha and Rickkon are all doomed, too.

 

[Syphon of Oor-Tael]

Uncat is going to die. This is my prediction. I cannot explain why.

 

[Eulalia]

Harry the heir must die.

 

[Boaz]

Friggin' Freys.

I'm considering making this my signature.

Okay... so who was right? Not me! I was wrong on all accounts.

Cul, you were right... Jon is dead. But since Melisandre is right there, he'll become unJon.

ITP, Stannis was a good guess. And it seems that your theory on Theon was much more astute than mine. Though in my own defense, Theon was coerced.

My Dead Pool Wish List:
Stannis (delusion and piety are a deadly combo)

Yes, but delusion does pretty well all by itself.

 

[Dornish First Sword]

Am I the only one who wished we saw a few more characters meeting their respective makers ?

 

[Boaz]

DFS, I'd like to know who you wished gone... but since this is supposed to a pre-ADWD release thread and we're still sooooo close to the release date, mayhaps you should put those thoughts into this thread... A Dance With Dragons: Speculation.