I think I've done far more damage than I thought I would. Lodged my foot further into my mouth than I expected. I think you're right Boaz, and if I'd been born a yank then I'd probably be a die hard apple pie God Bless America patriot (and if I'd been born in Carmarthenshire I'd only speak Welsh, especially to English tourists!). But I wasn't. I was born in Kent and to see (citing Homer Simpson) our 'son' (prodigal?) across the pond effectively ruling the world (in our eyes at least) while using they're own corrupted form of our own language. It just grates. And me personally, it rubs my back up a little. Sorry.
Oh, and if you do ever find yourself over here on holiday: it's a 'bum-bag', NOT a 'fanny-pack'. Trust me!