Lord Manderly (ADWD Spoilers)

OK, give me a Mormont while I think of something on topic ...

(Sorry, couldn't resist!)
 
The punning police have been notified, flee to wall and join the guard before it is too late.

Seriously, thanks for the many, many laughs.
 
Timba said:
The punning police have been notified, flee to wall and join the guard before it is too late.

Seriously, thanks for the many, many laughs.
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Appreciation Varys, but don't Selmy short, I can keep this up all DAYne
 
At least we're not using cutting remarks, Timmmberrrrrr!!! ;):)

And Wylla few jokes really upset our good Lord Manderly?
 
LOL.....y'all are killin me.....but yes I do believe Lord Manderly would enjoy one helluva belly laugh over this discussion.
 
juleska said:
LOL.....y'all are killin me.....but yes I do believe Lord Manderly would enjoy one helluva belly laugh over this discussion.
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Agreed, I can envision the jelly shaking now. I have been chuckling so much I am starting to get the look from my wife who I suspect is beginning to wonder who has taken over my body.
 
Tell her Bran's the root of the problem.


(Apart from anything else, there'd be a grain of truth in your statement.)




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We have to be careful not to let this turn into a Bore-athon.
 
If someone was to be so sure that they'd bet on it, I'd have to reply, "Euron."
 
I am beginning to understand the power the Lanisters feel when they order the extinction of a house. Resurrect Lord Manderly, death by punning overdose must be the unkindest cut of all.
 
Timba said:
I am beginning to understand the power the Lanisters feel when they order the extinction of a house. Resurrect Lord Manderly, death by punning overdose must be the unkindest cut of all.
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That's no Egg-aggeration. Dunk you very much

I just finished The Mystery Knight, so sue me :D
 
Okay, how about doggeral rather than puns?:)

Lord Manderly,
you are a Northman true.
Lord Manderly,
you are an awesome dude.
The pigeons quail, the turnips wail,
when dinnertime is near.
Your foes will rue,
the fate of Wendel, Robb, and Donella too,
so a Frey count is due,
Before I'd share a pie with you.
Lord Manderly,
You are a Northman true.
Lord Manderly,
You are an awesome dude.
The pigeons quail and turnips wail,
when dinnertime is near.
 
Eulalia said:
Okay, how about doggeral rather than puns?:)

Lord Manderly,
you are a Northman true.
Lord Manderly,
you are an awesome dude.
The pigeons quail, the turnips wail,
when dinnertime is near.
Your foes will rue,
the fate of Wendel, Robb, and Donella too,
so a Frey count is due,
Before I'd share a pie with you.
Lord Manderly,
You are a Northman true.
Lord Manderly,
You are an awesome dude.
The pigeons quail and turnips wail,
when dinnertime is near.
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Well done. i'd be Tyrion my hair out trying to top that
 
As you're lifting the Vale on your poetic talent, Eulalia, I must respond by suggesting that's the kind of verse that any Waynwood, should, know.

All I can add is: Grafton.
 
Ursa, I welcome any edit or additional verses to "The Ode to Manderly's Dinner"!
 
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