Starbeast
Benevolent Galaxy Being
Re: 300 WORD CHALLENGE -- number 5 -- READ FIRST POST
Alien Games
Captain's Log: Star Date - 2012.4
For several hours, my crew and I have been held against our will on an unknown planet, by a metal clad alien named Psyklon. Three of my ensigns were forced to play games of death, now they're...
"Dead Jim."
"Dr. Boney, notify their families and beam up their remains back to the ship before they start to stink up the place. Mr Smock, I'm going to try again to reason with the alien. PSY-KLON!"
"No need to shout Capt. Kurt, I'm only a few feet away."
"Psyklon, I tire, of your, Cat & Mouse games. I'm, no longer, going to battle my own crew members, killing each of them, in horrible ways, while wearing a cat costume."
"Very well. You've shown me how humans kill. Now show me how you procreate."
"Only, if you release my crew, and wear a bag over your head."
"Agreed."
"Jim, wait!"
"What is it Smock?"
"I have a solution. Psyklon, what you crave most is entertainment. In exchange for our release, I will give you the ultimate gift of entertainment."
"I accept the terms."
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"That was a great idea Smock."
"Thank you captain. I knew Psyklon would be overjoyed with a television that plays VHS tapes."
"But Smock, that's an outdated device. And besides, how would he power it?"
"You see doctor, the instructions are incomprehensible. It will take Psyklon years before he knows he'd been decieved."
"Why you green blooded, funky hair styled, pointy ear, beady eyed space monkey, you lied."
"No ****, ya pale, boney meat bag."
"Good one Smock. Mr Scotch, how are the engines?"
"Fine sir. The hot tub is down though."
"Can it be repaired?"
"Aye sir, but we don't have the power. There are too many devices already plugged into the outlets."