There’s None So Blind…
"Have you seen the morons in the next valley? We need explosives, weapons and ammunition. Armour and maybe some kind of flying machine would be useful too."
The alien shrugged and flapped his gills. "We’ll give you wooden spades, shovels, rakes and hoes. Seed for two seasons. Also food, clothing and shelter to get you through the first winter. And this – a copy of your Desiderata."
"What! You promised to help!"
"Believe me, we are."
"Have you seen the morons in the next valley? We need explosives, weapons and ammunition. Armour and maybe some kind of flying machine would be useful too."
The alien shrugged and flapped his gills. "We’ll give you wooden spades, shovels, rakes and hoes. Seed for two seasons. Also food, clothing and shelter to get you through the first winter. And this – a copy of your Desiderata."
"What! You promised to help!"
"Believe me, we are."