I have an idea! Unfortunately, it feels a bit big, but otherwise it's on subject, fits genre, I'm probably the only one who will get the joke (who else has read "West of Eden", Bill, the Galactic Hero" and "Star smashers of the galaxy rangers" {with a tiny bit of "A transatlantic tunnel, Hurray" thrown in}?)
And a tribute to an author who has just recently left us, too.
I'll go and write it, and if it comes out less than a couple of thousand words, try and cut it down (If not, I'll probably put it in my blog).
Somehow, I don't see this one being in verse.