J Riff
The Ants are my friends..
The old tavern had closed for the night, and the bartender had just finished washing the last glass and placing it on the shelf when the door, which was locked, squeaked open and the stranger walked in.
"Whiskey, barkeep." grated the nine-foot-tall alien Ostrich.
"S- Sure, mister anything you say." The bartender sloshed the whiskey into a glass and slid it along to the monstrously-threatening creature, who snatched it up and knocked it back while saying:
"So. Where's the action in this burg?"
"They say the Peacock hotel, Mister."
"Peacock? Hhn, I don't like Peacocks.. but where is this dump?"
"Two blocks west, mister, you can't miss it."
The alien grunted and snatched the whiskey bottle from the bartender on his way out. "Okay if I take this, mister?"
"Sure, anything- just get me out of this paragraph."
"Huh. This is more than a paragraph bud. You worried about somethin'?"
"No, oh no, I'm not. I just- "
"Like maybe somethin might happen if I stick around a while in your precious paragraph? Like maybe you are way over your paragraph word or sentence limit and are gettin' a little nervous?"
"I- no, I... "
"Haw. This's gettin' to be more like a short story now, bartender bud-boy." The gangling monster alien re-entered the bar. "I'd say you were gettin' a little nerv_"
But the bartender had gone, and as a primary POV character, the paragraph/story could not continue without him.
Time spent under the apple tree with Fenwick made Cynthia dream of wilder times.
"Whiskey, barkeep." grated the nine-foot-tall alien Ostrich.
"S- Sure, mister anything you say." The bartender sloshed the whiskey into a glass and slid it along to the monstrously-threatening creature, who snatched it up and knocked it back while saying:
"So. Where's the action in this burg?"
"They say the Peacock hotel, Mister."
"Peacock? Hhn, I don't like Peacocks.. but where is this dump?"
"Two blocks west, mister, you can't miss it."
The alien grunted and snatched the whiskey bottle from the bartender on his way out. "Okay if I take this, mister?"
"Sure, anything- just get me out of this paragraph."
"Huh. This is more than a paragraph bud. You worried about somethin'?"
"No, oh no, I'm not. I just- "
"Like maybe somethin might happen if I stick around a while in your precious paragraph? Like maybe you are way over your paragraph word or sentence limit and are gettin' a little nervous?"
"I- no, I... "
"Haw. This's gettin' to be more like a short story now, bartender bud-boy." The gangling monster alien re-entered the bar. "I'd say you were gettin' a little nerv_"
But the bartender had gone, and as a primary POV character, the paragraph/story could not continue without him.
Time spent under the apple tree with Fenwick made Cynthia dream of wilder times.