Where's the Yellow Brick Road when you need it?

[CrumpleHornedSnorkak]

I've decided that I am going to just 'hash' it out as best I can. I think one of my problems was being indecisive. I know what I am writing is a steaming pile of turd, but I have come to the conclusion that I wont be able to improve it if I don't write it in the first place. So, I'm just going for it. I expect I will have to do a bit of planning along the way, but I know what my end goal is, so will just keep writing ...