AnyaKimlin
Confuddled
This paragraph contains two headaches lol:
Until today Ian Erasmus Black would never have associated a crusty bloomer and two cream cakes with soul crushing fear. At nine-thirty am he had queued politely in the baker’s, trying to avoid discussing Mrs Arbuthnot’s daughter’s hysterectomy, when he first felt it. The origin of the feeling he had yet to determine but since that moment he had checked behind every tree, lamp post and post box for vampires, hobbits, gruffalos and Nessie.
1) Is it gruffalos or gruffaloes?
2) My dictionaries and spell checks are not in agreement. Is it lamp post or lamppost?
Until today Ian Erasmus Black would never have associated a crusty bloomer and two cream cakes with soul crushing fear. At nine-thirty am he had queued politely in the baker’s, trying to avoid discussing Mrs Arbuthnot’s daughter’s hysterectomy, when he first felt it. The origin of the feeling he had yet to determine but since that moment he had checked behind every tree, lamp post and post box for vampires, hobbits, gruffalos and Nessie.
1) Is it gruffalos or gruffaloes?
2) My dictionaries and spell checks are not in agreement. Is it lamp post or lamppost?