Dusty, if you're under pressure I'd step up to the mark. I haven't done a sekrit yet and can do it in lieu.
Ideas for the challenge name:
Ratsy's challenge
The Ratsy Race
Who's the Ratsy Patsy?
Rat-chu-sy is Rat-chu-get
But anyway... I'm in
At least, if you don't get round to it, Phyre, no one will know for a month.
Stop using the old chestnut of not enough time...