David Evil Overlord
Censored Member
Do You Want Flies With That?
The coach was black as night. The horses, shadows with eyes like burning coals. The coachman held the reins in one skeletal hand; in the other, he wielded a scythe.
With a clattering bump, like old bones falling into an open grave, the coach stopped ... dead.
There was a shriek, like a soul in torment, and then ...
‘Welcome to McDarkElf's, may I take your order?’
‘ONE TROLL BURGER, TEN GOBLIN NUGGETS ... ’
The coach was black as night. The horses, shadows with eyes like burning coals. The coachman held the reins in one skeletal hand; in the other, he wielded a scythe.
With a clattering bump, like old bones falling into an open grave, the coach stopped ... dead.
There was a shriek, like a soul in torment, and then ...
‘Welcome to McDarkElf's, may I take your order?’
‘ONE TROLL BURGER, TEN GOBLIN NUGGETS ... ’