November 2014 -- 75 word writing challenge -- VICTORY TO PHYREBRAT!

[StilLearning]

Beware of the fairies:

Tink smashed the butt of the shotgun into Wendy’s face, knocking her onto the asphalt, and raged: “You think you can steal my dust and SELL ME OUT!? YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE A FOOL OF ME?!”

Wendy, claret pouring out of a gash on her forehead, shouted from the ground: “I didn’t! Peter did ….he’s an informer!”

Distant sirens sounded. Tink hesitated, distracted.

Wendy went for her concealed tazer.

And the shotgun boomed…

 

[David Evil Overlord]

The Un-Bear-able Truth About Her Parents...


Foundling, hair of gold, not blood-red or midnight. Alabaster skin often blood-red, for dark elves answer insults that way.

She worked the kitchens at McDarkElfs.

Three bears ... or were they? Their troll burgers were too hot, too cold, or just a fright.

With cursed carving knife and +3 spatula, Goldilocks bathed in her kin’s high elf shapechanger blood.

Her hair remained blood-red forever. Goldilocks was glad some sins never wash out.

 

[Parson]

“Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned.”​

Martha Miller “humphed” angrily as she read her cousin’s story. It didn’t take a genius to know it was about her. Cousin idiot’s fairy tale showed her succeeding through luck, magic, and a braggart father. Her success was because of none of those. Millersville’s prosperous weaving business had came through her hard work and intelligence. Rage twisted her face. Cousin idiot’s name might be Grim, but she’d use her stilts to rumple his skin.

 

[TheDustyZebra]

There's No Kissing


“Once there was a girl--”

“A princess like me?”

“Not quite. She was a working girl, who lived in a Hollywood penthouse apartment. But she had dreams.”

“A handsome stable boy?”

“Errr, not exactly. And just which... never mind. No, she wanted the fairy tale. One day, a handsome businessman was lost, and she rescued him. And he said, 'Come on, baby, I'll put you up in a great condo.'”

*sigh* “Now that's true love.”

 

[The Judge]

From The Huff-Puffington Post


In local news, city officials have demolished two eco-friendly homes for being in contravention of Buildings Control Codes.

The owners, two of the Hogg triplets, have apparently disappeared. City Mayor, Mr BB Woolf, who was said to be “Fed up” with the brothers, has now pronounced himself “Well satisfied.”

Rumours that Mr “Brick” Hogg would be prosecuted for infringements of zoning laws were dismissed. Said Mr Woolf: “I wouldn’t waste my breath on the swine.”

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[Ursa major]

The November Challenge is now closed, and voting is open at the link below:

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