I never watch horror films. Especially not in the theatre. I usually start laughing in the wrong places and cheer on the killer, shouting hurrahs at each taken-out impossibly clear skinned cheerleader. People start moving away in their seats.
I never watch Natalie Portman Star Wars films.
(Nor Natalie Portman films altogether. Personal Bias. I encountered her on my way to classes, whilst her was walking her dog on her break from filming. She was busy trying to get her dog to redecorate the public sidewalk. I addressed her to give her notice of my presence and that I was attempting to pass her on the sidewalk (silly me for starting it!). I greeted her cordially "Good Morning! What a cute little dog!" As I passed and was continuing towards my school, she pulled out the cigarette from her mouth she had been taking a drag on and blowing the smoke in my direction, she shrieked, "Cute? What? You want to F*CK MY DOG? YOU F*CKING MORON! NICE F*CKING HAT! WANT TO PUT MY DOG IN THAT HAT AND F*CK IT YOU PERVERT?!"
I raised one eyebrow when she ran out of steam. It was quite early in the day to be out pimping your pet, after all. Said sweetly, "Have a nice day!" and got away from what seemed to be an escaped mental patient.
I never wore that hat again, for fear it had some wierd mutant ability in attracting lunatics. The X-crazy Factor. )
I never finished the Wheel of Time series.
I never stopped reading comics. I don't believe in arbitrarily growing up, either.
I never have played any Xbox or Playstation games. I am loyal to my Nintendo systems.
I have never understood the attraction for Patrick Stewart. Face it, Persis Khambatta looked way hotter without hair then he ever will.
I never cried when Matt Smith was dying in Doctor Who. I was secretly hoping they would bring back David Tennant.
I never understood the dislike for Ewoks. They were part Wookie after all.
