Do you like chicken as monsters?

[Alex The G and T]

Speaking as a monster; I must say that I like chickens very much. They're delicious.

 

[BigBadBob141]

Old Ken Dodd joke.
A man is driving his car along a country lane, all of a sudden he's overtaken by a three legged chicken running like the clappers.
He follows it down the lane until it runs into a farmyard, he pulls in and asks the farmer.
"Did you know you've got a three legged chicken", "oh yes", he replys, "I like a leg for Sunday dinner, my wife likes a leg and my son likes a leg, so I specially breed them with three legs".
" How do they taste like", asks the driver.
"I've no idea", replied the farmer, "I haven't been able to catch one yet"!

 

[Randy M.]

And that reminds me of a Groucho Marx joke. He's laying across a bench like it's a couch and says, "Well, doctor, my brother thinks he's a chicken."
Pause. "We'd tell him he's not but we need the eggs."