I don't have a Celine Dion CD in my collection, and I stand by my Pratchett-likin'. But just for you, Lace, I'll take him out of that list. I shouldn't have listed him alongside Cornwell, at the very least.
I might give Elliott another go down the road. It took me three or four attempts to get into Robin Hobb's Farseer books before they gripped me, so I won't rule it out altogether. But it might be some time.