Want to write a novel but can't be bothered? Then don't bother!

[J D Foster]

Or maybe a book of selfies, preferably documenting the evolution of your outlandish cleavage, like Kim Kardashian?
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0789329204/?tag=brite-21.

My flabber is gasted! I never would have dreamed humanity could stoop so low

 

[Michael Coorlim]

Sometimes people like things that you don't like.