October 2015 75-word Writing Challenge - VICTORY TO DG JONES!

[Ursa major]

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Little-read Writing Hood; or Words in Play
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The judge is close to pronouncing my sentence. I expect chapter and verse.

“Yours isn’t a singular case,” she says. “You’re the third person—”

“My objective—”

“Stop!” She sharpens her verbal claws. “Subordinates can’t do omniscience.”

Though tense, my voice must be heard, and with not a second to lose. “You’re being subjective. Here’s my preposition: yours can be the exclusive point of view.”

“Meaning?”

De-clenching, I say, “What big Is you’ll have, Grammar.”

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[holland]

Relativity

We did it as an experiment to test the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis. We found an empty and habitable planet a set up a colony there. The idea was to completely eliminate the concept of war from their language. For generations they lived in peace, isolated from the rest of the universe. Until one day, they peacefully conquered the entire galaxy – without a single battle. Mind control was all they needed.

 

[Parson]

<<!!!Catastrophic Conclusion!!!>>


“Then we’ve agreed to a Mutual Defense treaty?”
<<??? Explain meaning???>>
“You’ll support us against the Galactics?”
<<??? Rephrase please???>>
“Good! Now if you’ll just sign this treaty.”
<<??? What is the purpose of this ritual???>>

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Tropendrumitic Report:
<<...The first contact with hairless apes ended with a writing ritual after their delivery of discordant sounds...>>

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Human Report:
“Mission accomplished! The aliens signed our Mutual Defense treaty. We can plan our attack the attack against the Galactics.”

 

[Ursa major]

This Challenge is now closed to new entries, and voting is open at the link below:

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