CSI Y'ha-nthle - the beginning.
Senior agent Baker had briefed me – me, a lowly CSI tech: “You’re brilliant but, frankly, expendable. A young couple heard screams and found the body, the shack. They’re, well,” she’d grinned under her fake tan, “still gibbering.”
*
I examined the crime scene: The driftwood beach hut reeked and liquefied flesh had soaked into the sand. Sunset came, and rather than quit I went for a flashlight. I’m not doing this twice, I told myself.
I was wrong: When I returned there were footprints running into the shack, and the bones and stinking sand had been removed.
I dialled Baker. Then I looked closer the footprints…
I dropped the phone.
*
My report made Baker’s voice go shrill “Oh God, you’re not saying -”
“Innsmouth’s just upshore-“
“-trigger a war! Where’s your evidence?“
I e-mailed her the photographs.
*
Now it’s two weeks later and I’m on a boat, watching the story break on CNN with my new partner, Mr Zardock:
“The ‘Deep one’ amphibians, until recently considered mythical, have apologised for what they call a ’terrible accident’. An unpreceded joint investigation with the undersea state Y'ha-nthle….”
“Politicians here still lie I see” Zardock the fish-man signs to me. “Everyone in Y'ha-nthle knows this was a stolen weapon, for dealing with… difficult entities. Unmistakeable effects. Question is… why steal the body?”
I grunt, eyes watering. The publicity, their techno-mystic secrets at risk of exposure, it had actually bought the fish men to the (seaweed covered) table. I’ve even gotten a pay rise. A new age.
But, dammit, the guy smells.
Time to go, Zardock has a lead: A deep one found dead – half dissolved - a few miles offshore.
I start pulling on my scuba gear.
Senior agent Baker had briefed me – me, a lowly CSI tech: “You’re brilliant but, frankly, expendable. A young couple heard screams and found the body, the shack. They’re, well,” she’d grinned under her fake tan, “still gibbering.”
*
I examined the crime scene: The driftwood beach hut reeked and liquefied flesh had soaked into the sand. Sunset came, and rather than quit I went for a flashlight. I’m not doing this twice, I told myself.
I was wrong: When I returned there were footprints running into the shack, and the bones and stinking sand had been removed.
I dialled Baker. Then I looked closer the footprints…
I dropped the phone.
*
My report made Baker’s voice go shrill “Oh God, you’re not saying -”
“Innsmouth’s just upshore-“
“-trigger a war! Where’s your evidence?“
I e-mailed her the photographs.
*
Now it’s two weeks later and I’m on a boat, watching the story break on CNN with my new partner, Mr Zardock:
“The ‘Deep one’ amphibians, until recently considered mythical, have apologised for what they call a ’terrible accident’. An unpreceded joint investigation with the undersea state Y'ha-nthle….”
“Politicians here still lie I see” Zardock the fish-man signs to me. “Everyone in Y'ha-nthle knows this was a stolen weapon, for dealing with… difficult entities. Unmistakeable effects. Question is… why steal the body?”
I grunt, eyes watering. The publicity, their techno-mystic secrets at risk of exposure, it had actually bought the fish men to the (seaweed covered) table. I’ve even gotten a pay rise. A new age.
But, dammit, the guy smells.
Time to go, Zardock has a lead: A deep one found dead – half dissolved - a few miles offshore.
I start pulling on my scuba gear.