????? As far as the previews show there are no assassins, explosions, shootouts, or a runaway train. ---- The thing looks period the whole way so I don't think any "modernization" is in the works.
Oh, woe oh woe!
Why?? Finney 's performance can't be topped!!
Are we doomed to see another of Christie's books assassinated? Will there be assassins dropped from helicopters? Explosions and 10,000-bullet shootouts? A runaway train??
Please... can't they just cancel this one, rather than "modernize" the story??
They just swear a lot more in this version. 'There's been an effing murder on this effing train and ever effing one of you is an effing suspect.'
Sigh!! Really? One of the great things about period pieces is that profanity is very rare and only used when absolutely necessary. I was planning on watching this. Now not at all sure.
What the <bleep> is that on Poirot's chin!?
No, no, and DOUBLE-NO!!
A kind of ugly gray beard? Like certain other people claim to have?
Could it be one of those train-riding hobos?
Perhaps he is the murderer, and also an imposter of Poirot. The real Poirot emerges from a hidden passage and puts his hand on the murderer's shoulder in the final scene..Maybe this isn't Poirot, but one of the other train-mates?
I hear Tom Cruise is the voice of the moustache.
Why wasn't Tom Cruise offered the role of Poirot ?