The Canyon of Smug
Once upon a time Farlotte Moop stood tall, proud and (in her opinion) beautiful. She noticed a passing yargle stop and watch, she was used to being looked at. Her smug levels rose higher until the (previously untheorised) smug boundary was crossed and she exploded in a blast of (previously undiscovered) smug particles.
The canyon still echoes with the traces of her smugacity, just visit and you too will feel great about yourself.
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