Well, somebody has to arrange the matches
Hubert stopped at the red light.
“Bet you’re a Libra,” said the light. “Law-abiding. You married?”
“No,” said Hubert, confused.
“Filter’s on green. Go left.”
“But I – ”
“Sorry, left only.”
Hubert went left. The next lights took him right. The third set, right again. The fourth stopped him alongside a mini; its driver looked bewildered.
“Ariadne’s a single Libra, too,” said the red light. “Get to know each other. You’re going nowhere for a while.”
Hubert stopped at the red light.
“Bet you’re a Libra,” said the light. “Law-abiding. You married?”
“No,” said Hubert, confused.
“Filter’s on green. Go left.”
“But I – ”
“Sorry, left only.”
Hubert went left. The next lights took him right. The third set, right again. The fourth stopped him alongside a mini; its driver looked bewildered.
“Ariadne’s a single Libra, too,” said the red light. “Get to know each other. You’re going nowhere for a while.”