When's the paper back due?
And how much more for signed copies?
Have you seen my signature? Paperbacks depreciate quickly enough as it is.
(Seriously, the signing thing worries me. I don't have a natural signature -- I have one that I contrived in the Sixth Form to look cool, not realising at the time that I was a pretentious git and that the signature would stay pretentious long after I'd learned better. And now I'm stuck with it. On the plus side, it can easily be turned into a drawing of a sleek-looking spaceship.)
Well I'm lucky. No one's asking for signed copies of my book. I'm sooo blessed.