Culhwch
Lost Boy
...Merely Players
‘Break a leg!’
‘What?’
‘Old Earthian expression. Means good luck.’
‘Bit grim. Plus - no legs.’
‘Break a tentacle!’
‘...’
‘Sorry. Nervous?’
‘We’re performing Hamlet for the Zurtarch of K’l’besh!’
‘So... yes?’
‘Where’s Snar’lack?’
‘Dunno. He was off switching genders to play Ophelia.’
‘Is he in makeup?’
‘...Nope.’
‘Wardrobe?’
‘Nada.’
‘Great. Ophelia’s missing!’
‘Maybe Teeruup could split in two again?’
‘That halfwit doesn’t know his own lines. This is a disaster!’
‘Actually, isn’t it a tragedy?’
‘Break a leg!’
‘What?’
‘Old Earthian expression. Means good luck.’
‘Bit grim. Plus - no legs.’
‘Break a tentacle!’
‘...’
‘Sorry. Nervous?’
‘We’re performing Hamlet for the Zurtarch of K’l’besh!’
‘So... yes?’
‘Where’s Snar’lack?’
‘Dunno. He was off switching genders to play Ophelia.’
‘Is he in makeup?’
‘...Nope.’
‘Wardrobe?’
‘Nada.’
‘Great. Ophelia’s missing!’
‘Maybe Teeruup could split in two again?’
‘That halfwit doesn’t know his own lines. This is a disaster!’
‘Actually, isn’t it a tragedy?’