Cyberpunk Fantasy...or how I learned to stop worrying and combine magic and technology

[Ursa major]

Surely that is exactly what a wii baton is...

...except they aren't supplied by HP....

 

[Charles Gull]

...except they aren't supplied by HP....

Or IBM for that matter. What's your point?

 

[Ursa major]

This:

Maybe I should acquire an HP wand

 

[Charles Gull]

Are Hewlett Packard wands as good as their Laptops?

 

[Ursa major]

Only if you stick with them....

 

[Charles Gull]

That is exactly why I don't eat jam donuts whilst typing any more.

 

[Ursa major]

The trick is to suck the jam out first.

(That's what the Count would do.)

 

[Charles Gull]

I think he prefers Broccoli Sandwiches to jam donuts.

 

[Ursa major]

No-one prefers broccoli sandwiches to jam donuts.

 

[Charles Gull]

Count Duckula does. broccoli sandwiches are his favourite.

 

[Ursa major]

I don't want to be judgemental, but Count Duckula is undead, he is a cartoon character and -- this is the clinching argument (so the first two aren't really needed) -- he's a bird.

Nuff said.

 

[Charles Gull]

What kind of a rampaging duckist are you?

Every duck counts! Duckula doubly so because he is a Count. That makes him a counting Count. Furthermore, when he is actually making his beloved broccoli sandwiches in his kitchen he is a counting counter Count. That means he counts on three counts and then when he is in the kitchen of his rural estate he is in fact a counting county counter Count and when he leaves in order to get more organic farm ingredients for his own sandwiches he is, in fact, a country Count that is out for the counting county counter Count.

And if the count of the country Count that is out for the counting county counter Count's yarn means nothing to you then my final counter is to count you as unaccountable.

And that would be that!

 

[The Judge]

Guys, this is a thread in GWD, so sticking to the topic would be appreciated. Fun as your conversation might be, if you want to continue, please take it to the Lounge or Playrooms.

 

[Charles Gull]

Guys, this is a thread in GWD, so sticking to the topic would be appreciated. Fun as your conversation might be, if you want to continue, please take it to the Lounge or Playrooms.

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