Joshua Jones
When all is said and done, all's quiet and boring.
The Red and Green Eyed Monster
He’s mine now, I tell you.
He wanted to be mine. Wasn't happy standing beside an inflatable nativity. Really, who puts a limited edition Rudolph blow mold beside a crass inflatable?
The Robinsons did.
I tried being reasonable. I told them he wasn't happy. They did nothing.
So, I brought him to my yard. I hid, waiting, knowing the Robinsons would come. Their blood danced when I set it free.
He’s mine now, and happy.
He’s mine now, I tell you.
He wanted to be mine. Wasn't happy standing beside an inflatable nativity. Really, who puts a limited edition Rudolph blow mold beside a crass inflatable?
The Robinsons did.
I tried being reasonable. I told them he wasn't happy. They did nothing.
So, I brought him to my yard. I hid, waiting, knowing the Robinsons would come. Their blood danced when I set it free.
He’s mine now, and happy.