Victoria Silverwolf
Vegetarian Werewolf
Tywin offers a thrilling space opera from an unusual point of view.
Ashleyne touches the heart with a tale of love and loyalty.
Ashleyne touches the heart with a tale of love and loyalty.
Tywin offers a thrilling space opera from an unusual point of view.
Ashleyne touches the heart with a tale of love and loyalty.
Ah @Perpetual Man they're just stories. Santa and Rudolph are ok really, I promise, lolSometimes it still surprises me. Especially when all the newer members are just as bad.
Or worse.
But probably not.
The red clad fat man strode into his command centre, a belly laugh rumbling up from the depth and past his lips, “Ho, Ho Ho! It’s nearly my time of year again!” He smiled from behind his bushy white beard at one of his elves, “Ahh, peace and goodwill to all mankind, let us take a moment ...
... "RJM – The headlines say it all, the modern world infringes and contaminates age old legends and dreams, bringing murder and tragedy to the North Pole. Well, this is disturbing. Is Betty back from the reindeer yet? I need her to look into False news for me. Someone get me a Brandy.”
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The big man shifted on his wooden seat, wiping a single crystal tear from his crinkled eyes, still looking at the screen in disbelief, is this what Christmas has become he thought, sipping at his glass of Hine.
Parson, have a very happy birthday and many many more.
Bob
The red clad fat man strode into his command centre, a belly laugh rumbling up from the depth and past his lips, “Ho, Ho Ho! It’s nearly my time of year again!” He smiled from behind his bushy white beard at one of his elves, “Ahh, peace and goodwill to all mankind, let us take a moment and see what’s out there shall we?”
He reached out and carefully accessed his Temporal Interdimensional Machine, looking in at all those realities that would be celebrating his special time of year.
“Victoria – Well, that’s a rather grim indictment, loss of innocence, pessimism brought on by a modern society. It’s as if the magic of the world is drained away and children grow up far too soon. Ho, ho ummm ho?”
“CC – Oh. My. God. Zombie , murderous reindeer on the hoof, with a santa saviour that knows his sacrifice is a temporary one, and ultimately he might be the instigator of the doom he tries to hold off. I do not like this reality one bit. Al the same, go check on the reindeer will you. Perhaps put muzzles on them.”
“RJM – The headlines say it all, the modern world infringes and contaminates age old legends and dreams, bringing murder and tragedy to the North Pole. Well, this is disturbing. Is Betty back from the reindeer yet? I need her to look into False news for me. Someone get me a Brandy.”
“Cathbad – Many are the rumours of secret weapons, and undercover spies scattered throughout the armies from James Bond to Santa Clau… wait one moment, how did they find out about this? I want this ‘Cathbad’ looked into! Dammit they promised me this would never be leaked. Obviously, fiction, but still….”
“Elvet – Well, this one is rather… sad. Deep breath, I could see this happening, you know. I mean the little red sticker at the end… anyway, of course all the REINDEER died, they were bloody zombies! And.. no, no… Betty! Betty! Some one get that elf, and top up my glass while you’re at it.”
“Karn – Rudolph! Rudolph! Sod the zombie rot setting in, I’m going to strangle that red-nosed misanthrope myself. Fake News Fake News, it’s nothing but blatant lies and misinformation trying to tarnish my sterling reputation. I’m jolly, dammit! Ho. Ho Ho?”
The big man shifted on his wooden seat, wiping a single crystal tear from his crinkled eyes, still looking at the screen in disbelief, is this what Christmas has become he thought, sipping at his glass of Hine.