Mr Orange
Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb...
As I read your story, I laughed out loud when I got to the ‘two coconut ‘alves.’ Such a great image, and I see it fitting the genre and topic just fine.
thanks @elvet. I did actually have the theme and genre in mind as I wrote it but then when I re-read the story I thought maybe I had strayed. and i'm glad it made you laugh.