My short list was Astro Pen, Luiglin, MikeAnderson, mosaix, Starbeast and TheEndIsNigh, and I voted for MikeAnderson.
Thank you Phyrebrat and Moonbat, for votes I certainlly hadn't expected at all - as not being good at feeling horror, thus not being capable of writing it, I chose to wonder what a woodland would find most horrible, and decided that, for a plantation of young conifers in neat rows, it was probably the couple of weeks before Christmas where countless tree-hours - tree years - are chopped short for a couple of weeks of sitting-room display.
And ma regular - but still heart felt - thanks to Victoria and Parson; you analyses might not make my voting any easier, but it certainly increases the number of reference points to start from
And congratulations, Danny McG junior.