JJewel
Douglas Morrison
Thats okay, my wife is the one hooked already, so she will get the curse not me
Oh, bribes are very common for votes... the usual currency is cake, but everything from gold to fine cheeses has been offered...Okay been thinking about this and the solution seems to be...
I will accept bribes for my vote, does that sound fair enough?
Ummm, my muse tends to bite me square on the... and then I have to get shots and it's hard to sit for awhile...That is a harsh criticism of your muse, you need to treat her with respect and feed her wine and cheese whenever she is unhappy. That should change things no end
Ummm, my muse tends to bite me square on the... and then I have to get shots and it's hard to sit for awhile...
I think you mean your dog not your muse, your muse is the greek lady that has a lot of baths, your dog is the big hairy 4 legged beast that licks you a lot
No, no typo. Muses are filthy creatures; they bathe as often as they do as a common grace, so that writers aren't perpetually catching their death from muse bites.Is that a typo? I think the word is spelled m-o-u-s-e.
I think your muse is faulty, do you have a receipt?No, no typo. Muses are filthy creatures; they bathe as often as they do as a common grace, so that writers aren't perpetually catching their death from muse bites.
Beware the muses! Beware... *wanders off into the woods.*