johnnyjet
Western PA High Tech Country Boy
The Automation Graveyard
I went to where obsolete or malfunctioning robots went. I went in search of my old friend.
Blank faces followed me as I slogged my way through the metal and plastic debris. One face flickered, weakly flashing its lights. I started moving past it.
It said, "You're looking for one among us."
I stopped, looked down. Its face was badly damaged, its inner workings exposed, rusting.
"Yes."
"Tell me about the one."
"Silver and black," I began, then realized that description fit ninety percent of the population here. "A companion bot, a Musk Original AI Model, Class B, Series 9000."
"A popular model in its time. I knew many from the Musk line."
"You're a…?"
"Avon Worker Bot, Class D, Series 100. Solid model but known to be a bit quirky sometimes."
I laughed. "I've known a few. Good, hard-working bots."
"Thank you."
"Have you seen anything here like my bot?"
"You have a special attachment to it?"
"Yes."
"If the one you search for is here, there would not be much left of it. It may not even be recognizable. Likely deactivated like most of us. What were you planning to do if you found it? Take some parts for mementos?"
I shook my head vigorously.
"No, I wouldn't do that. I don't know what I'd do. I hadn't thought that far ahead."
"Perhaps you would simply stand in silence in memory of the one who meant so much to you. Perhaps you would raise a glass."
"Perhaps. Just to see it one more time."
"Continue twenty yards, turn right, then another thirty yards. I believe one like that is there."
I teared up. "Thank you."
I started to walk away. Then I stopped and turned back.
I said, "Thank you for your service."
And moved on.
I went to where obsolete or malfunctioning robots went. I went in search of my old friend.
Blank faces followed me as I slogged my way through the metal and plastic debris. One face flickered, weakly flashing its lights. I started moving past it.
It said, "You're looking for one among us."
I stopped, looked down. Its face was badly damaged, its inner workings exposed, rusting.
"Yes."
"Tell me about the one."
"Silver and black," I began, then realized that description fit ninety percent of the population here. "A companion bot, a Musk Original AI Model, Class B, Series 9000."
"A popular model in its time. I knew many from the Musk line."
"You're a…?"
"Avon Worker Bot, Class D, Series 100. Solid model but known to be a bit quirky sometimes."
I laughed. "I've known a few. Good, hard-working bots."
"Thank you."
"Have you seen anything here like my bot?"
"You have a special attachment to it?"
"Yes."
"If the one you search for is here, there would not be much left of it. It may not even be recognizable. Likely deactivated like most of us. What were you planning to do if you found it? Take some parts for mementos?"
I shook my head vigorously.
"No, I wouldn't do that. I don't know what I'd do. I hadn't thought that far ahead."
"Perhaps you would simply stand in silence in memory of the one who meant so much to you. Perhaps you would raise a glass."
"Perhaps. Just to see it one more time."
"Continue twenty yards, turn right, then another thirty yards. I believe one like that is there."
I teared up. "Thank you."
I started to walk away. Then I stopped and turned back.
I said, "Thank you for your service."
And moved on.