Well done Victoria Silverwolf, well earned!
Congratulations Victoria.
I suppose I'd better explain my story, which went down like a lead zeppelin. It wasn't as cryptic as it maybe first appeared. It was just me being a very naughty boy and breaking the rules - my entry was seventy-six words long, exceeding the limit of the challenge, thus breaking the rules. And the final word was... seventy-six.
I thought I was being very clever, but no votes and only one mention (thanks @Phyrebrat!) will teach me better than to mess about with the rules in the future. Even the mods didn't spot it!
PS @Parson when I said I wanted to break some sacred rules, and kept saying I could count on you, this is what I was referring to!