Is the Sky Really the Limit?
“Bookkeepers don’t go to Valhalla,” they said, mocking me. Neither did they. If Valkyries ever take drunken warriors caught unawares by the enemy, it’s to somewhere less pleasant.
Surprisingly, a Valkyrie came for me.
It seems the Gods, the Giants and the rest don’t really do administration. Drunks and killers don’t have what it takes. It’s left to Yggdrasil and its civil servants, like me.
I’ve done well. Today, I was made a branch manager.
